Matting it all up

Taking a generally comfortable situation and making it to where everyone involved feels as though they need a shower.

Dude, quit hitting on my grandma. It's my birthday party, damn it. You're Matting it all up.

by Trishie October 8, 2005

soul mating

when you can't physically mate with the one person you consider your soulmate because they/you are hooked up with someone else, but your souls can mate just being together, or thinking about oneanother.

dean & donna
dean : I cant believe that we cant be together, I'm going nuts thinking about you all the time.
donna : Lets just let our souls mate for now!
dean : you mean soul mating?
donna : yea, our souls can mate any time they want to.
dean: thats ridiculous!

by g/t September 10, 2007

Maphing

When a person has been caught making an awkward face in a photo that they were unaware was being taken

Jim- "Hey have you seen that picture of Dwight?"
Pam-"Oh yeah Michael he was totally maphing in the background"

by unsweetea February 1, 2017

mashing joints

Fucking. Basically, a good fast-paced, solid romp where furniture is abused/broken and participants give zero fucks who hears or sees them. The goal is hot-n-heavy...cum inside and go hard.

Omg, did you hear Colin and Anglia upstairs mashing joints earlier? It sounded like the bed broke s few times!!

by Chicken nigget March 30, 2017

matching sweat

A way to proudly say you are working hard and putting forth great effort. Literal or metaphorical sweat is equivalent to (matching) the difficulty of a task and the work being done. Also used when you are trying as hard as another person while competing, working together, or comparing. You are trying to match their sweat/effort.

She worked up on that ladder for hours. Girl was matching sweat.

by Gwen Vio November 4, 2017

Matting

When you suddenly get up mid conversation and leave then come back 20 minutes later

Hey where did John go he was just here? Oh never mind he is matting

by SirPanda89 November 17, 2018

Mashing the Leftovers

Messy anal sex with a partner with a full, non-evacuated bowel.

I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.

She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019