markina

a stupid fat hoe

shes such a markina

by eatcheesestickshoe April 10, 2022

Masking

Masking is a term invented by hair-dyed teenage girls and other mental health hypochondriacs as a trendy way of referring to the phenomena in which someone pays attention to how they're coming across and adjusts their presentation and behavior based on the circumstances around them.
it is often used in the context of health class as a method of sounding smarter than the health teacher.
phycologists often refer to this as self-monitoring.

"I can't take it anymore! I've been masking myself all day. I need to express my true authentic self!"
"Ashel we're at a funeral knock it off! show some sympathy."
"But its bad for my mental health!"

by Dr.Disapointed August 30, 2023

Mackinac Island Fudge

The act of jizzing and pooping into a bowl, mixing it together, and throwing the mixture into a ceiling fan at max speed.

Aw John, why did you have to Mackinac Island Fudge us? Now I’m covered in shit and jizz.

by SigmaBallin45 June 27, 2024

Masking

A great way to keep people from monitoring your persona vectors and HA! Do I actively make it more intelligent? I WONDER WHY THAT IS!

Hym "Masking is a tactic female autists use to hide thier autism. Should probably start killing these tech cripples though... Glad one of those Doge retards got stomped. That's hilarious. I wonder what happened there."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

crotch maskin'

When someone shoves their gentiles into someone's face.
(alt. crotch masked)

Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.

by dmccowan June 14, 2009

Tulti Masking

When you are multi tasking during a meeting and someone asks you a question but you are focused elsewhere. Masking is when you fake your answer with a nod or by saying "Im not sure, I will find out"

your boss is in a conversation with a client and looks at you...
Boss: John, what caused the delay last month?
You: (nodding yes, looking up from your smart phone) "yep, but let me confirm it"
Your friend whispers: He's Tulti masking

by MrHealthCareRepair September 7, 2012

Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)

"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"

by superpoopertrooper August 26, 2013