Marlon

A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.

Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023

by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023

Marlon

The Gayest Person in the world, likes boys and sucks at fortnite.

Marlon: "Hey Vincent!"
Vincent: " Shut up Gay Guy, nigga."

by Marcent November 2, 2020

Marlon

Completely annoying. Extremely cringy doesn't know when to stop. He is not really focused.

Marlon!!!

by Director 15 January 20, 2018

Marlon

Marlon is the most sweetest person you will ever meet. You can be yourself around him and be comfortable. He is very kind and nice but also can be very shy . Once you get to know him tho he is a really down to earth person. If you come across a Marlon you’re very lucky.

Did you Marlon today? He looks very nice.

by Chickendeznuts November 23, 2021

marlon noah

Tiktok influencer from Germany with a creative style. He gives fashion advice and works with many fashion brands.

-Hey, look, it is Marlon Noah!
-Wow! The famous fashion influencer? We need to take a selfie with him!

by Sleepyhead000 July 13, 2024

Marlon

Er ist nicht so wie alle anderen, er braucht nur sich selbst in seinem Leben um glücklich zu sein. Dennoch ist er bei der richtigen Person liebevoll und loyal. Er ist wunderschön und hat dadurch ein sehr großes Ego. Was durch sein ständiges Krafttraining noch verstärkt wird. Leider hält er zu sehr an seinen unerfüllbaren Standarten fest, eine Frau wie Madison Beer, doch dem wird fast keiner gerecht. Auf der Welt liebt er nur seine Mutter, seinen großen Bruder und seinen Kater.

Marlon wenn du das siehst, nehm dir ein paar Dinge zu Herzen:

- hör auf so viel Alkohol zu trinken

- deine Freundin ersetzt nicht deine Mutter

- du bist hübscher als dein großer Bruder also hör endlich auf dich mit ihm zu vergleichen

- ich wäre immer mit dem Fahrrad mit dir zum Extrablatt gefahren

-ein Auto krempelt nicht dein Leben um

by 123;5 November 21, 2021

Marlon Wayans

ALSO has a new stand up special where he dogs the shit out of Chris Rock... Hilarious!

Hym "Marlon Wayans had a comedy special too. It was good. I enjoyed it. It was on Hbo Max."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023