Marlon

The Gayest Person in the world, likes boys and sucks at fortnite.

Marlon: "Hey Vincent!"
Vincent: " Shut up Gay Guy, nigga."

by Marcent November 2, 2020

Marlon

Nemo's dad, misspelled by a Tumblr user by the name of "neongreenpissstream" which angered this now defunct account, and made him lash at the account that used this term, captioned-vines, which captioned the vine in which Dory says "I put a whole lot of jelly beans up my ass."

"NEMO'S DAD? YOU MEAN FUCKING MARLON?!?!"

by Hardstuck Internet April 26, 2019

Marlonism

This is a set of beliefs made by a very wise and smart person who goes by the name of "Marlon". He created the belief that being Naked is the way. This is because being naked is the natural way your body was meant to be shown: penis, vagina, breasts, hair, and all. Clothes are for the weak and scared, while Naked is for the strong and smart. Feel the cold. Feel the heat. Feel the wind. Feel the earth. Why do we change what nature intended? "Naked is the way, Naked is the powerful, Naked is the intelligent, Naked is the free, Naked is the truth, all should be naked and embrace the intended life nature made for us" - Marlon

PRAISE THE SUN THAT LANDS UPON YOUR SKIN, GIVING WARMTH AND LIGHT, AND THE WIND THAT FLOWS THROUGH THE HAIRS. DO NOT HATE THE DARKNESS, INSTEAD EMBRACE IT AS NATURE CREATED EVERYTHING FOR A REASON.

Yo you tryna embrace Marlonism later today brah. Clothes are for the lowlifes.

by The Follower of Nature December 9, 2025

marlonism

a mix of bhuddism, islamic vocabulary and going with the natural flow
and to be as free as you can be without changes

wearing glasses is haram and goes against marlonism because your eyesight naturally decreases for a reason and glasses are unorganic and goes against the flow of health.

by grocery_goated December 9, 2025

Marlonized

When Michael burgess works on a car, it becomes marlonized

It’s been marlonized!

by Tbonemarlon July 14, 2020

Marlon

To pull someone into a TEAMS meeting, uninvited, at any time of the day...

Marlon Marloned Chris into a meeting at 1 AM

by MZ1987 June 17, 2021

Marlon

Marlon is a great guy with a sexy body and a huge dick. He is very good in bed and has great sex. He’s always open for a Girlfriend and a hand or blow Job.

Is that Marlon? I had Sec with him last Friday and his dick is huge!

by Horny 2000 February 25, 2019