marathon dump

an abnormally long, difficult bowel movement.

The Cooker: "damn, where is tp? He went to the can an hour ago."
Pete Dick: "I dunno, maybe he is playing gay games..."
TP (returning from the bathroom, looking relieved: "Oh, wow."
The Cooker: "what the fuck took you so god damn long?"
TP: "marathon dump dude, you know my wife won't let me crap in the house. that thing has been brewing all week."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."

by Pete Dick March 30, 2008

Minneapolis Marathon

When you take an entire bottle of Viagra and bang 26 1/2 people in a row. (The 1/2 is a homo, as they're only half a person.)

My dick is so sore from that Minneapolis Marathon.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

Marathon

A marathon is when you masturbate numerous times, till one passes out.

I heard Jimmy did a marathon before school today.

by Zorlock April 20, 2005

Maccatits

Maccatits are a A Capella group consisted of MMY girls who currently attend Stern College.

Jew 1: I cannot wait for the Maccabeats concert
Jew 2: wait till you hear the Maccatits

by TheJewishumor December 8, 2010

marathon drinker

A person who doesn't enjoy drinking or chugging alcohol quickly. This person drinks alcohol to enjoy the taste and have a good time, not solely to get drunk.

I can't shotgun the Budweiser, I'm a marathon drinker.

by LaxerFromTN May 25, 2009

Marathon Nap

Anything longer than 3 hours, almost considered regular sleep for most people.

X: When are we going to the bar?
Y: (Sara) After I take my marathon nap, I will be fully energized to close it down.

by xthethinkerx April 28, 2011

Macrotough

a term which is opposite to Microsoft.

A: Macbook is pwned by my new notebook.
B: Wow you us Macrotough as your operationg system?

by JustinE42A January 27, 2013