Short for Mark-James, probably the most georgeous, sexy, wondeful most talented caring, christian this side of forver! the male mary poppins- practically perfect in every way. Deserves to win an award for just being his indreibly sensitive self.
by shel November 29, 2004
boy: i hate michael jackson
****michael jackson dies****
boy: i love michael jackson. im a mj hater no more
****michael jackson dies****
boy: i love michael jackson. im a mj hater no more
by nando92 November 04, 2009
A French youtuber with a hammer that supposedly talk about movies but mostly talk about politic. His nemesis is Psyhodelik the serbian.
by Neerder February 09, 2023
1. A disease carrying member of the male sex who should be expelled and condemned to live alone on an island full of people like himself.
2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.
3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'
4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.
5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.
6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.
2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.
3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'
4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.
5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.
6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.
"Hey man, look at that ugly motherfucking fool walking down the street with that beautiful princess! That guy is such a 'MJ the internet pimp,' how did he get with her?"
by MzLady214 August 12, 2006
When someone wears a black suite with a yellow tie to an event. That was what the Jackson family was wearing during the memorial.
Mike came to our wedding with a black suite and a yellow tie ; he pulled a MJ memorial. The worst thing is he didn't realize he was pulling a MJ memorial.
by James.. Not The Real Bond July 08, 2009
by RPpanda May 23, 2010