Minor

A derogatory term used to refer to people under the age of 18 as not being able to do the same things that a person over the age of 18 could do. It is used mostly in countries that do not have smart enough people in them to realize that nothing changes when a person turns 18 (such as America).

Minor: Why can I not do the same things that you can do?
Adult: Because you need extreme protection because you are not a human being yet.
Minor: But why am I not a human being yet?
Adult: Umm, hey look over there a flying dog! *Adult runs*

by Justingraziano August 13, 2008

minor niner

A term used by students in grades ten and up to describe grade nines, especially those that are new to the school.
Generally identifiable by the large packs they hang around in, the lost, confused and sometimes excited or amazed look on their faces and the constant asking of directions to their classes.
See freshman

Grade Nine Student *Lost look on face*: Wheres Rm 154?
Grade Eleven Student*Looks Annoyed*: Down the hall and to the left
Grade Nine Student * Smiles *: Thanks!
Grade Eleven Student *Rolls Eyes* Whatever.
*Turns to Friends* Minor Niners
*Friends Nod in Agreement*

by k e l l bell* September 4, 2006

Fort Minor

Pure, unblemished, beautiful genius; the closest thing the world has seen to classic hip-hop since Jay-Z.

Me: Have you heard it yet?

Anyone: What?

Me: Fort Minor?

Anyone: Why?

Me: Because your life, quite simply, isn't complete yet.

by Andy The King August 10, 2006

minorf

a person who has sex with various funiture. Pronounced MAI-NORF.

He is a minorf, so I had to buy myself a new couch and coffee table.

by marshall56 April 18, 2008

minor slut

someone who is a slut but doesn't sleep around with guys. Just makes out with them. Maybe does a little bit of third base (i.e. blowing)

Friend 1: did you see that girl last night? she was totally making out with that guy!
Friend 2: Really? but i hear she is a virgin? and look now she's making out with that new guy from French class!
Friend 1: She's such a minor slut.

by LaughinShark February 22, 2010

Minorgasm

That tingly feeling from either

- singing along
- dancing along

- or both

to songs by Kylie Minogue either live or recorded.

This is a play on the surname Minogue and the word orgasm.
This term is used when doing the 2 fore mentioned actions above and getting a wave of gay pop goodness that frees you from life for a period of time.

The effects will be teary eyes, vibrating muscles, constant urge to smile and the feeling to do it all over again.

Dude 1: Are you going to see her live on tour?
Dude 2: Yeah! I can't wait to get a Minorgasm there

by FeelingMighty February 18, 2011

Minorly

Adjective: Slightly
Other details: Antonym of majorly.

Man 1: Well that was minorly disturbing.
Man 2. Definitely, I'll never go to a Lady Gaga concert again!

by MicahMischief April 2, 2012