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Bedside Manner

1. Bedside manner refers most often to the way a doctor interacts and communicates with patients. A doctor with a bedside manner is a good communicator, while one without a bedside manner may offend or may be overly abrupt with patients.
2. The ability of one to cope with the abrupt surprise the morning after interaction with a female, whom the night before appeared to be quite striking and statuesque, but now appears to be repugnant, uninviting, and reminiscent of snuffaluffagus.
1. Patient: The doctor spoke to me with such politeness and tact, his bedside manner is so welcoming.

2. Guy 1: When I rolled over the next morning after the whiskey had worn off, I had to bite my hand to keep from screaming and waking the slumbering beast that lay next to me.
Guy 2:Your bedside manner is impeccable
Guy 1: I know, I got dressed and got out of Dodge and half way to Texarkana before she stirred.
by Colt Justice July 29, 2011
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self-minded

A person who cares for oneself only, is selfish.
Jimmy wanted the last slice of cake, Brenda wanted it also, so instead of sharing the last slice of cake he took the whole thing because Jimmy is a self-minded piece of shit. Don't be like Jimmy.
by Empastelic Smiles October 4, 2016
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Fat minded

A fat minded person thinks and acts in a way that will make him/her fat.
"She finally found an healthy recipe but she's always making and eating it at 3 AM."
"Yes she's fat minded."

"I ate healthy yesterday so today I can eat pizza."
"You're so fat minded."
by TheMekaUltra January 12, 2020
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ukraine minded

People who think of Ukraine every time they see blue and yellow together because of the attention it has gathered since Putin invaded it
Guy : Sees a blue and yellow colored block
Him being Ukraine Minded: I wonder what that looks like
by CheddarAlfredo March 17, 2022
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Space Manned

When a girl decides she wants to give you head but leaves you on hard as soon as you are about to nut
Bro kayla totally space manned me last night bro...

Dude seriously? she actually space manned you?

Yea i still plowed her while she was asleep though!

Thats fucking awesome man
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old navy dog mannequin

Dog mannequins located in many Old Navy stores. Usually placed in front of a group of human mannequins. Unbeknownst to most people, The Great and Powerful Old Navy Dog Mannequin is our Holy Lord and Creator in disguise, pushed aside by other, more prevalent religions that favor humans more than animals. This shall all end soon. The Dog will Rise. The Dog will Rule.
The Old Navy Dog Mannequin is secretly Our Holy Lord! I'm not crazy!
by D O g ! ! ! December 10, 2017
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Minnesota Sneak

A sexual act in which a man wants to break up with a woman, has sex with her one last time, takes a shit in her shoe while she is sleeping and then leaves out the bathroom window. (you HAVE to leave out the bathroom window. If said bathroom doesn't have a window, make one.)
John, "Man I totally broke up with Stephanie last night."

Jim, "What happend?"

John, "I pulled the Minnesota Sneak on her."

Jim, "But Stephanie doesnt have a window in her bathroom."

John, "She does now."
by o0oFENIXo0o April 27, 2009
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