The Mayor

Nick-name for Fred Hoiberg of the Minnesota Timberwolves

The Mayor is just unstoppable from the 3-point line

by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004

Tom Goes to the Mayor

The brainchild of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim in which Tom Peters presents various entrepreneurial ideas to the eccentric mayor of Jefferton.

Mayor: Mayor's Office.
Tom: Hi, there, Mayor. It's uh, me, Tom Peters.
Mayor: Right...
Tom: Just wanted to let you know I've come up with some plans that could help the city of Jefferton--
Mayor: Delicious, chip chips.
Tom: Well, uh, for one thing, the new season of 'Tom Goes to the Mayor' is starting and--
Mayor: Oh, my Michael...

by Jackie Deram July 20, 2006

Tom Goes to the Mayor

A show on Adult Swim about a guy named Tom who just moved to a small town and has lots of interesting ideas for the mayor. Cheap animation, but funny stuff anyway.

Community Spirit! Food!

by rtil March 27, 2005

shaking hands with the mayor

Taking a leak. Urinating, et al.

"Where's Tom?", I asked. "He's shaking hands with the mayor", my sister answered as she gestured towards the men's room.

by AndrewJR May 22, 2006

jota mayor

An energy or vibe that one exudes when they’re feeling like a main character, but make it latino. In other words, buchona or bad bitch behavior.

No se que ponerme pal baile, pienso que me voy a poner unas pantalones buchonas con mi tejana y mis botas, con un cintó bien chingon

Ayyy si, que jota mayor vibes

by cnj001 April 22, 2023

The dirty mayor

Getting sloppy seconds on an election night. Very rare condition.

Michelle got a taste of the Dirty Mayor last night.

by SleeperBooty December 31, 2018

the lord mayor

A park out the front of the desired location. In reference to the good parking spot the lord mayor recieves at city hall.

Hell yes, i scored the lord mayor.

by the patousse November 8, 2006