your maw

Your maw is the butt of every joke see your mom

I had YOUR maw
"what you doing?"
"Your MAw!"

by hex_ten February 2, 2004

YER MAW

Common expression used in the Glasgow area about a persons mother.This expression is used when you have no comeback to what has been said to you.

Kieran : YOU HAVE A WEE COCK AND NO PUBIC HAIR. YOUR GENETAL PROJECTORY IS INFECTED.

CRAIG : YER MAW.

by CRAIGS WEE PENIS September 22, 2009

Pump My Maw

Hit MTV show in the style of Pimp My Ride, but instead of old, haggered, ugly cars, it's old, haggered, ugly mums, and they don't get pimped, they get pumped. Hosted by Dr Alex Morton (Totty).

Friend: "Did you watch Pump My Maw last night"
You: "Aye man, that ma got pure ridden"
Friend: "Fuck aye, massive pumpin', Totty pure bangs them maws hard."

Yer Maw: "I need a pumping"
You: "No mum"
Knock at door
You answer to find Totty standing in your doorway.
Dr Alex Morton: "I'm here to pump yer maw"
Yer maw gets a hard pumping.
You are mentally scarred.
Dr Alex Morton: "I pumped yer maw, it's wit a do."

by Totty is a sex pest March 3, 2009

yer maw

glaswegian slong for 'your mum'
used for any comeback

1.
jambo: mate, yer heavy gay
wullie: yer maw didny say that

2.
jambo: mate, yer heavy gay
wullie: yer maws heavy gay

3.
jambo: am gonny smash you
wullie: a sha*ged yer maw

by Jonny? March 3, 2008

smell yer maw

To smell someone's fingers that's recently fingered your mum

*puts fingers up too his friends face*

"Smell yer maw !"

mum your mom fingerbast poke vagina

by Yolttttt July 23, 2015

your maw

glaswegian slang word for your mum.
for example:

"you're a cock sucker."
"so's your maw"

by Keir A Dickson May 17, 2009

gaping maw

A particulary frightening looking vagina.

I was scarred for life when I saw a picture of fat, hairy lady shoving a traffic cone into her gaping maw.

by Arskangel January 2, 2006