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middle maintenance

The well defined line between being High maintenance and low maintenance, where you don't over dramatize a situation or require constant attention; but some attention is enjoyed and in certain situations you prefer comfort over compromise.
Indiana was middle maintenance, while she didn't need to go on an extravagant date she did prefer to go to a clean movie theater over the one closer to her location.
by Tinkyyy Winkyyy January 3, 2016
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closed for maintenance

Expression used to say a girl is on her period, as most girls prefer not to have sex during their period and thus are "closed for maintenance".
Guess tonight I'm flying solo as my girlfriend is closed for maintenance...
by Willem88 January 1, 2012
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high maintenance

having expensive taste and multiple costly needs frequently.
The teenage girl had to have the expensive, name-brand shoes instead of the cheaper ones that were just as good.
by Kristine October 19, 2003
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High Maintenance

She's so high maintenance, I can't stand being around her anymore.
by wildfirerose October 7, 2008
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Youtube Site Maintenance

Updates, repairs, etc. done irregularly buy Youtube. In order to perform such maintenance's the site must be all but totally shut down, meaning you can watch videos on the site but you cannot comment on a video, favorite a video, send a video, or rate a video. You also cannot send anyone a message, post a comment on someone's channel, send a friend invite, or subscribe to someone.

In the past Youtube posted messages warning users about maintenance that evening, but after major page redesigns the only message that appeared was the one informing you maintenance was currently in progress, but now they've eliminated that too, meaning the only way you know is when you can't do anything but watch vids.
I tried to favorite this Nine Inch Nails vid, but due to Youtube Site Maintenance it won't let me. I'll have to do it when I get home from school tommorow
by Gaaraofthedamned January 13, 2011
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high maintenance

Often a divorced woman with a fake tan, big processed hair (usually blonde) and lots of bling. Very insecure about her looks and requires constant reassurance of her physical beauty. Spends lots of time and money on clothes, shoes, accessories, hair, makeup and beauty treatments. Needs expensive homes, cars, clothes and vacations. Never pays for anything when in the presence of men.
Her trips to the manacurist every other week proved she was high maintenance.
by JohnstonGuy August 11, 2004
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chick maintenance

keeping regular contact with your girlfriend, or someone you want to bang
sorry babe, i didn't call you every day while i was working out of town - i need to do a better job on the chick maintenance

bud, u never got to bang that girl cuz u didn't practice proper chick maintenance
by nursemama June 7, 2011
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