low, slow & easy

what to think of when your landing a plane on water

Shit bird strike, Well if i can't make it back to a airport i'll have to land on the water.
Low, Slow & Easy

by NSAAUSF October 28, 2018

Low Plait

A 'Low Plait' is a person who usually dons a whispy, wirey, untamable low plait/saggy bun. They have a raring passion for nature and the environment and will rarely ever use electricity, bras or deoderant. They relish in body hair and wear fleeces, socks and sandals (hessian footwear is pivotal), as comfort and practicality is key. All food will be grown themselves and hugging trees is a must. Past times include hiking, long country walks, collecting fossils and bird watching. A 'Low Plait' does not rely on watches, as they believe they would be adapting to consumerism, and so instead use the sun.

"Mmm...the smell of rosemary makes me think of Spring"..."Wow, that was low plait of you!"

"I just found a great hefty fleece...and it's made from 100% recyclable material!"..."What a low plait thing to say!"

by Chanisa Joan Scholomon November 30, 2011

low quality

When you’re bored and want the urban dictionary ad to say that their mug is low quality.

Look there is a low quality mug on urban dictionary.

by Iambored123456789 April 4, 2020

low altitude bombing

code for taking a crap

Dam guys I need to do some low altitude bombing is the bathroom clean cuz it wont be.

by Bob Oso April 8, 2006

Low-battery measures

When your cellphone battery runs low, you have to take take low-battery measures such as reducing brightness, closing applications or maybe even switching on airplane mode.

A: "Why is your screen so dark? Do you even see something?"
B: "I'm running low on battery, I have to take low-battery measures to make it through the day."

by Peter324 December 12, 2013

low bitch

A woman so degrading and low down that she is the standard of a filthy whore. This type of woman lies, steals, cheats, will even put on a act like she's a virtuous woman when behind closed doors she's the mother of all harlots. She will suck a man's cock while talking on the telephone to her unsuspecting husband or boyfriend. She is no good. She's also the most degenerate and untrustworthy of all women.

Marissa is a low bitch because she gave her husband Roberto HIV three months into their marriage.

by 007 December 7, 2015

Low-poly depression

The sad, nostalgic feeling you get when you look at a childhood game and remember a point in life where you simply felt happy, knowing nothing will make you feel that way ever again.

Person 1: I miss when I used to play game as a kid. It just doesn't feel the same nowadays.
Person 2: Yeah, low-poly depression is a bitch.

by blairswag June 11, 2021