sand lotting

The act of attempting to drown in order to get the attention of a certain life guard.

Jeremy: "Do you see that guard over there?"
Jessie: "Yeah, what about him?"
Jeremy: "He is gorgeous, I'm going to sand lot him."
Jessie: "I can't believe you are going to try sand lotting him!!"
*sand lots the lifeguard.*

by Joel9128 June 11, 2008

LOFing

LOFing is a gaming term used to describe a combat strategy that involves the use of a Large Organised Force (LOF).

The term originated in the Mortal Online IRC channel as Beta applicants decided that a new term needed to be invented, to describe an attack force - that was equal in size to that of a Zerg, but did not lack the organisation that is associated with Zerging.

The term was first suggested by Sampzky on June 4th 2009.

Player 1: How is the assault on the enemy keep going?
Player 2: We're LOFing the crap out of them.
Player 1: Nice one, keep it up.

by Sampzky June 4, 2009

Lofting

(adj) the act of drunkenly bringing home a random male/female hook up to a bed which is raised four feet or more off the ground.

who are you going to be lofting tonight?

by the lofting lady March 22, 2010

lifting bar elf

抬杠的精灵，简称杠精
Descibe someone who has something wrong in her brain.

U r such a lifting bar elf.
你他妈真是个杠精

by Zoeyzy February 12, 2019

meat lifting

1)The process in which you or another person grabs your johnson and raising you erect penis up and releasing it so as to smack them on the face or tounge. Repeat.
2)To jack-off, or recieve a handjob.

John was late for work this morning becasue he was to busy meat lifting in the shower.

by Big Deez February 17, 2007

Leon Lotting it

The act of using someone's indiscretions to gain public notoriety, or to enhance political reputation.
*Leon Lott is the Chief of Police in Columbia, SC. He is infamous for pursuing charges against Micheal Phelps (and eight others) due to Phelps' marijuana bong photo.

Fifth grade teacher's pet Timmy sees Ryan cheating from Jonathan's test. He then Leon Lott's it; getting Ryan suspended from school while embellishing his own reputation as an "exemplary" and "model" student.

Timmy's really Leon Lotting it.

Ryan got Leon Lotted.

You're not gonna Leon Lott me, are you?

by Phichael Melps February 14, 2009

Loftiss

Someone who like to take jizz to the face during working out, it encourages them to get strong. Loftiss's usually like gay butt sex in between getting head by old men. Loftiss's are usually strong to make up for the lack of penis size, loftiss's are know to have extremly small penis's.


Loftiss's are usually named Glenn.

"Dude, look at that doucher hes such a loftiss! I bet his penis is small too!"

by Longrod Von Penisface February 25, 2009