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dick locker

Someone who always has dicks inside them. They hold them like a locker
For example "Ben is such a dick locker. I heard he always takes the sausage,"
"Ben is such a dick locker. I heard he always takes the sausage,"
by Nobodybutme May 14, 2015
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dutch locker

When you fart in someone else's locker before they open it.
I see that they gave Cindy the old Dutch Locker since she puked in her locker again!
by Fastford48 February 22, 2017
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Gym locker Yogurt

When your locker neighbor in gym class decides to spank the monkey and forget to throw away the object he cleaned himself with and leaves it in his gym locker. Over time it will begin to yellow and culture until it resembles yoplait Greek yogurt
Brad’s jizz napkin was never cleaned so now there is a culture of gym locker yogurt in his gym locker.
by Nikhil Kumaran May 15, 2019
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Carrying my locker.

The act of carrying all your books in your bookbag instead of switching them into your locker to save time in between classes. This can also be used to make sure you don't forget a book.
John: Woah! Dude what are you doing with all those books?

Bob: I'm carrying my locker. I forgot my math book in my locker twice last week and I'm not going to do it again. Plus, I need all the free time I can get in between classes so I can make out with Jennifer.

John: Dude, that has got to be unhealthy for your- Wait. You're making out with my sister?

Bob:...Err.....So how about that weather!?
by Al Nunya October 13, 2009
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locker box

to fight someone with a hockey helmet and gloves
person 1:Did u see tim locker box T?
person 2:Yea tim got his ass beat
person 1: Damn T's a blonde beast
by Jewsus (thanks zach) February 3, 2008
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locker buddy

A person that you talk to solely because your locker happens to be near theirs.
Samantha tried to make a move on me but she don't realize I'm just her locker buddy.
by MysticX November 8, 2007
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meat locker

a vagina packed full of loose sloppy roastbeef. looks like a taco full of deli sliced meat. overuse and over stretching can make a meat locker out of a pussy
With one look at Amanda's meat locker I knew she had spent alot of time getting pounded by huge cocks.
by bhap August 24, 2006
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