Lance Coconut

"Lance coconut" is a term used by US Marines to denote a Lance Corporal (E-3 rank). The term comes from the rank insignia worn by the Lance Corporal, which is one chevron (peaked line) with two crossed rifles below it. When seen from a distance, the emblem resembles a peak with two balls below it, vagely resembling coconuts hanging from a palm.

A: Hey, did PFC Thompson actually get promoted this month?

B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.

by Gyreneisms July 3, 2011

flesh lance

the boner, fuck stick, dick, beef dart, penis, etc.

preston livingston is a flesh lance

by skyn December 17, 2003

lamb lance

penis; the male love weapon; pork sword; beef bayonet

Mary was looking hot as she bent over the freezer, so I whipped down her white panties and pounded her clown's pocket with my lamb lance.

by Stevo Davo March 6, 2008

Llanelli

Llanelli is a small town in south west wales, people from llanelli are also named turks, most people moan about the town but they secretly wouldnt wanna live anywhere else, look past all the heroin smack rats tryin to rob you and you'll find some great people who are truely mental.
We have the greatest rugby team in the land, the scarlets, and receive alot of stick from our jealous neighbours swansea.
llanelli boys are better in bed, better at fighting, better at drinking than anyone else......fact

omg did you just see that boy kick fuck out of the 10 roid head swansea jack cunts then shag all their birds???

yea..... thats a llanelli boy for you

by turktown solja July 27, 2010

Lance Commandant

A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.

"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

Lance Flop

Derived from the drug scandal surrounding Lance Armstrong. Combined with the unreliability or dependability of a person, also know as a "flop". Together used to describe an unreliable, unpredictable or undependable person who may or may not be a recreational drug user.

Friend: Yo we should make plans to hang out some time.
Me: Easy there Lance Flop. We both know you just gonna bail.

by Retailprice June 12, 2016

Lancehole

A "Lancehole" (noun, plural "Lanceholes") is a cyclist who hogs the road and refuses to move over, regardless of whether or not he/she is actually meeting the listed speed limit. Many Lanceholes can be spotted donning their skin-tight, sponsorship-laden shirts and shorts.

An arrogant and unfriendly species, Lanceholes are fiercely aggressive assholes, often channeling their inner Lance Armstrong, hence "Lancehole". When threatened, Lanceholes commonly resort to threatening fist-shakes and comments, such as "share the road!”.

Passenger: "Hey man, you know you can speed up, right? You're doing 15mph in a 30mph zone."
Driver: "Sorry, I can't. This Lancehole in front of me won't move over."
Lancehole: "SHARE THE ROAD!"

by astankytool June 29, 2017