leet bix

the breakfast of champions... based on the word weet-bix a popular breakfast cereal.

Player 1: "HEADSHOT"
Player 2: "you ate your leet bix today didnt you"

by skinz1337 May 26, 2009

Epic leetness

When you become too epic for anyone else you gain the essence of Epic Leetness which you can share with other people

Epic Leetness can be used to defeat all evil


ant. epic failfest

Guy 1: Dude I'm so epic.

Guy 2: Hey do you still have epic leetness I can have?

Guy 1: Nah I dont think so I gave it all away to my cousin.

by Failfest April 1, 2009

Wii-Leet

When one is 100 times more awesome at any game on the Wii or any console, such as Super Smash Bros. or Halo, than any other living creature on earth. This person must be able to beat any person in a one on one in any game, while keeping one arm tied behind their back, hold a grenade in their mouth by the pin without dropping it, and be able to listen to Michael Jackson's Thriller, dancing around on one leg while juggling a newborn infant, a flaming chainsaw covered in battery acid, and a nuclear warhead. After performing all of these pre-game warm-ups, this player will proceed to beat the other person into the ground in any game, but it must be done in less that .05 seconds. If this person cannot meat these pre-requisites, they fail.

Example A: John- "Frank almost got to be proclaimed Wii-leet by the Wii community yesterday, but at the last minute dropped the flaming acid covered chainsaw on the newborn infant."

Example B: Halo Player: "I just got 25 kills and only 2 deaths!" Wii-leet guy walks in room, and his awesomeness just forces the Halo Player to implode then explode resulting in miniature figurines of the Wii-leet player to fall upon the world to all the good little boys and girls.

by My Penis Sticks Out My Anus May 2, 2010

go leet

verb: To become aggressive or confrontational; go mad. Possibly confined to West Yorkshire dialect.

If he says that again, I'm gonna go leet.

by heatherwil November 10, 2008

leet speak

When the 1st l33t sp34k hit the scene in the very early 80's it didn't use all the annoying ?|}{)\ and crap they put as subs for letters today. It just occasionally subbed some numbers for letters so that normal searches and bots, ect. would not pick up the pattern. It has been changed into something entirely stupid and unreadable by wannabe, lazy kids today. Same with lol and rotflmao and such. Been around since 300 baud n00bs.....

If j00 w3r3 r34lly l33t j00d kn0w it n00b.

This sentence would have been a bit overkill even then for leet speak. Most would have written it like:

If you w4s l33t u'd kn0w noob.....

by Derius December 7, 2006

leet

One who 0wns you for fun.

See CGBeowulf

CGBeowulf is leet. He hax0rz j0r g1bs0n.

by Anon November 25, 2003

leet-speak

n. The language of virgins.

People who use leet-speak will never get laid.

by keyshaw October 18, 2004