doing laundry

A term used for having sex. Fabric softener can also be used when doing the laundry

"I did the laundry last night." "Did you use fabric softener?"

by BJW March 30, 2004

laundry day

When you run out of clean underwear.

By wearing each pair of underwear two days in a row, John delayed laundry day.

by yooloo May 13, 2011

Tony Laundry

A stalker

He's such a tony laundry

by 435436457657546ryhfdg May 26, 2017

flat lander

thats what people in wisconsin call people from illinois

i wish these fucking flatlanders would go back to their own state

by andrea July 9, 2004

laundromat turding

A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.

We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

laundry day

An adjectival phrase describing an outfit that is random, mismatched, eclectic to the point of absurdity.

"She was wearing a black and turquoise flowered skirt with a yellow baby-doll tee and pink and gray checked Vans. She was trying to look all boho, but she just looked totally laundry day."

by Amanda French May 12, 2007

french laundry

When a man ejaculates inside a woman who is still wearing panties but they are pulled to the side, after the man has ejaculated the panties are pulled back into place so the semen drains into them.

I just gave my girlfriend a load of french laundry.

by dirty suarez December 10, 2011