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Lapoopoo Stinkeye

The act of shitting on someone’s pillow and then wiping your ass on their pillow case.
I left a lapoopoo stinkeye on my friends pillow.
by Jsten83 September 6, 2025
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Laporta-ing

When a close friend, who claims he can win on his own, lies in the background of the group chat, waiting to take notes and snipe the player that is being discussed by the other members of the group. Then goes ahead and takes that player in the draft. Step 3 (optional) involves photoshop, and documentation that has been altered to show that the player was on his list "all along."
Raj: Lets check out the stats and odds of that new Laporta dude on the Lions
Farbod: I agree, he can probably be a great player.

Raj: Where's Ashwin??
Farbod: Haven't heard from him this whole convo
............Days later
Ashwin: I picked up this player Laporta, who I've been targeting for YEARS now, all on my own.
Farbod: Hmm, seems fishy to me, seems like some Laporta-ing going on..
Raj: Definitely... he tried to show me some sheet of paper too... Lapota-ing to the fullest!
by KingJar92 December 1, 2025
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Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.
I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.
by pee-NuT December 1, 2007
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william lapohn

a chick magnet and a fun guy to be around, and babes
by a naidian December 18, 2019
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Mégane Lapointe

Mégane Lapointe is the best person in the world. You know she is just by looking at her. Funny as hell too. She a wonderful friend and deserves the world
"Where is my cool ass friend named Mégane Lapointe"
by Mailoukou February 6, 2021
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Sam LaPorta potty

The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.
by Clubboy November 23, 2023
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handskey lapoopoo

when some time guy hothead also very famous Irish name of Hanskey Lapoopoo !
like-same-as lapu lapu in mobile legends for example
except think some kind of street philosopher from Hell name of Saw Yem Ark Nash Same as Domain Ruler of Neath
`man Lasagna kid downstairs` says ma. `watch nsa binary print shet to screen and keyboard all day` says ma
`i dunno` says ma. `this shet guy, shet head save bumshet guy with hands key lapoopoo` he says

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She hate Her new friend, hope to be Boyfriend, suddenly want two boyfriend, primitive ideology feminism want more cake than pasta, hm. No good, I say she want this, you sell her away with social currency to Asian guy she talk. Like a dog, so without much advice, enjoy your night, all of you. ~ Signed Politely, Handskey Lapoopoo sorry yeah, some Irish doo doo says me you not useful some clown have keyboard type shet on YouTube comment section sum day, all day.
Trust he stink like Lemma those math junky guy from Texas kindof, silly not understand the POWER OF THE GREAT HANDSKEY LAPOOPOO, okay enjoy and Asia too and Toronto Raptors Rainbow stunk at Subway terminal with Kali Linux variant backdoor, ya buy at Bestbuy flip phone okay mankey? Ya you too jasshole. Okay Swiss stinkynuts have door. You want me fix tech whiz think he Special Gritty Guy handskey lapoopoo? Um Begzos even touch his pooper yuck. #brainbows

She took the idea banana have power and intelligence, not healthy, good home, good parents, good moral and emotions balance. Instead she wont wogs of Handskey Lapoopoo He gonna leave find Healthy Wife and remove lockbox pullback for junk. Disgusting Austria Wem, okay? Apo-e-polynomic, unless you crazy, you leave Em alone to learn. Apo mean follows with lineage of Faith. E mean not a continuous function. Polynomic you know. Okay. Every shet in the bin not fun life. Go out some time, no more 2 hours usually, unless for work. Just 2 hours weekday and 30 minutes or tunnel pain hands and dmg mind. Ask Aw Ark Aav gift Spirit know, this half bum shet stinks.
by sinrlifemattrs November 14, 2025
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