lanielle

A bitch who only likes people with the beginning letter D and eats a lot of ass everyday

Omg Lanielle ? Yea Lanielle the one that hangs with the booty munchers .

by 1212gossipgirl March 9, 2018

Lancelot

A mistaken reference for anything that happens to resemble actor Sean Connery.

Person 1: Oh! A west highland terrier! Look at his white beard! Let's call him Lancelot!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because he looks like Sean Connery!

Person 2: ...but didn't Sean Connery play Arthur?

Person 1: ...Shut up

by WelcomeToYourVice June 3, 2009

lanier

a pedophile with long fingers

"honey, don't give our address. thats a lanier."
"too late."
knock on the door.

by bobmarleylover October 4, 2009

Lanie

Someone sexually harasses their chick fila drink in public

Woah what is lanie doing to her drink

by John solk February 11, 2019

Lanier

Lanier is a beautiful, cute, nerd. Lanier always seems to have at least a couple boys crushing on her. She gets good grades and is a boss. Lanier’s have trouble trusting people, if you want to be in her trustworthy friends then you have to prove yourself. Lanier will keep a secret no matter how juicy it is. Though Lanier’s sometimes let there temper get the better of them, they never tear you down and make you feel bad. Lanier’s will be passive aggressive towards friends but that is only because she will be going through something and wants to push people away, you CANNOT let this happen. Lanier’s are difficult to hold on too since countless people want to date her for her pageant worthy looks and scary good grades. Normally with natural red hair and nerdy glasses, Lanier’s will sympathize with everything that goes on, and even though she doesn’t think so, she is the bast friend a guy could ask for.

Guy 1: Who is beautiful Goddess
Guy 2: That is Lanier, the most smartest girl in school
Guy 1: Do you think that she’d go out with me?
Guy 2: No, she is too good for us all.

by Peacoat February 26, 2020

Lanie

The biggest softball player you’ll ever know... literally. She looks like an ugly feminist moose with her hairy butt. She’s disrespectful to all boys and acts lesbian near her friends, when she’s actually straight.

Dude 1: Bruh is that a moose?
Dude 2: No that’s just Lanie.

by StinkyFatballsHD24 June 11, 2020

Lanell

She is a bitch. And ugly. She is usually skinny and wears bonnets. She steals things from TjMax like bracelets. She likes to hang out with ugly kids. And doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut. She is a crybaby. And is still ugly. She is annoying and needs to be evaluated ASAP!

If you see a Lanell just walk the other way!

by G.j eidnjrekfkg November 22, 2021