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lance

A boy who likes to give manbooby hugs all night long, they excite him and he doesnt ever want to stop.
That guy is totally lance.. he wouldn't stop touchin my man boobies all night long.
by C123C June 21, 2006
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Lance

The name lance means a gay bottom aka a twink. When someones name is lance they are most likely a twink and shall be referred to that way. The twinkiest combined last name would be lotts. Lance A lotts slayer of dragons and men.
“Oh look theres lance”

“Lance lotts”?
“Yeah”
Oh damn hes the biggest twink ever”
by Cronkbeech October 17, 2019
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Lance

Lance is the cool-ninja-sharpshooter who wont accept his feelings for a certain emo with a mullet. He also feels as if he is not worth being a part of voltron but the same emo (What??) Who tells him he is worth it. Seriously why tf aren't they dating...

(The emo is keith... Y'all already know)
"Lance I don't have time for this"
"Hey look keith's back!"
by Pinkk_3[PS] March 26, 2020
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Lanced

To be caught doing something wrong and disgraced in front of a large group of people (as happened to Lance Armstrong which is obviously where the word comes from).

served owned caught found found out hated
They finally figured out that secretary has been stealing the petty cash & blaming everyone else - they pulled stolen money out of her desk in front of everyone!

Oh man she totally got lanced!!!

served owned caught found found out hated
by Smashers242 January 16, 2013
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Lance

a peanut head lil boy got stupid ass friends an a amazing girlfriend that will beat a bitch up periodt. he smart but stupid at the same time
by handleiskassidy.r2006 September 6, 2019
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Lance

The act of being retarded and sending horrible “memes” to a group chat with no context
Oh my god my friend is acting like a total lance right now
by bootypringles September 15, 2019
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Lance

A large flexing specimen that is typically found in the swamp. A Lance is an incredibly rare specimen. Lance’s have large diesels and can be found to drive a Toyota Tundra. Lance’s are very dependable and always willing to mow your lawn or build you a fire. But never make a Lance angry for they are quick to blow their top
Dude, Lance looks like John Cena with his new buzz cut!
by DankToyota April 28, 2019
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