Lagamemnon

The king of all laggers, brings your online gaming speed down to a crawl.

Guy playing Call Of Duty: "Wow, is this guy using dial up?! Seriously my game speed went down to zero! He is Lagamemnon!"

by Da Sperminator April 12, 2012

Lagoon

noun

a person relating to those whose origin is the so cal city of laguna beach. Fake, trend-follower, as shallow as my little brother's kiddie pool.
male: hollister model wannabe
female: fake-baked barbie, O.C. style

"Hey Cheb, look at that lagoon over there; let us make haste to rid our memory of that forsaken soul."

by Gilby and Mahoney February 18, 2005

crazy lagooners

1. Taken from the re-hashed, Arsenal Football Club season-winning version of 'Crazy In Love' by Beyonce Knowles. Lyrics "Lookin' so crazy the-Gooners got me lookin', got me lookin' so crazy the-Gooners". Used to describe something that is mad to the point of disbelief, but in a fun way.

2. A Renault Laguna which is gold in colour.

1.
I almost died riding the rollercoaster on Yarmouth pier - it was crazy lagooners!

2.
- My pops has just purchased a crazy lagooner.
- What, you mean a gold Renault Laguna?
- Correct.

by Gavin July 2, 2004

Lagachinagra

Word used to define something or anything Mexican. It is not a real Mexican/Spanish word but it sounds similar to something that would be used in their dialect hence making this word sound realistic.

Example 1: "I don't under stand what that "lagachinagra is saying!"

Example 2: "Damn man that "lagachinagra" girl has a grande culo(big ass)"

Example 3: "Eh Jennifer my "lagachinagra" friend want's to know if you wan't some brown loving"

Example 4: "Do you need a towel for your wet back you "lagachinagra!"

Example 5: "Ayo mang why is there so many "lagachinagras" in front of the Home Depot"

by Murda-BoB March 7, 2008

Lagamorph

Rabbit. Not a rodent as a lagamorph has two additional teeth (6 total, 4 top, 2 bottom)

My lagamorph can kick your lagamorph's ass!

by Blake T December 13, 2008

lagfag

a person who fucks with you gaming experince by having the most shit internet speed

undead hybusa- whos the lagfag lagging out the game

lagwagon- my internet is just runnig a bit slow at the moment

undead hybusa- FUCK YOU. with the amount of lag going on i think your on fucking dail up

lagwagon-*crys*

by undead hybusa January 8, 2008

Lagoon Cougar

A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.

The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.

"I was having a great time last night had a few shots, a couple of beers and I was picked up by a horny middle aged woman. When I woke up in the morning I was in bed with a lagoon cougar."

by XeroX1978 September 9, 2009