i want you so bad like literally

It means that, he/she misses you and wants you next to them. IN PERSON Also, it means he/she loves you.

i want you so bad like literally

by xtra_ordinary_queen_zia January 18, 2017

liter-a-cola

It's French for give me some fucking cola!

I'll punch-a-size your face for free!

by Nealus December 24, 2003

Literacy Specialist

a superficial job created in school's for teachers who can't hack it in the real classroom. Usually parents have complained about these individuals, so the administrator creates a position for the individual, where the person can't do too much damage.

Q= "What happend to Mrs. X ,that terrible teacher? "

A= "She's a literacy specialist now."

by gitararvey March 22, 2010

Loiper

Loiper, also known as Loiper Phimosis is an extremely painful infection under the foreskin where the gland of your penis begins to "mold" and begin to produce fungus over time. In time the infected glan will tighten the foreskin immensely, preventing it from being pulled back to reveal the glan. A rare infection that can occur during male youth if lack of disinfecting or washing is provided to the penis. If the infection is not cured by circumcision or sterile injections, it can result in severe pain during urination, inculiding blood flow within the urine. STDs. A horribly disfigured penis. And if all comes to worse, the penis will NEED to be disected and possibaly removed to prevent the infection from spreading to the testicals.

Dude 1: Dude my fucking cock is molding like expired cottage cheese!

Dude 2: Dude are you serious? What's wrong with your Penis?

Dude 1: I just found out I have Loiper Infection.

Dude 2: Okay

by Loiper May 23, 2009

sausage looter

Someone who's obsessed with sausage on a homo-erotic level.

OMG that mikeysjeep in the pirate thread is such a freakin' sausage looter!

or

Here comes mikeysjeep, hide your sausage!

by citizenlame December 9, 2006

Urban-Edge Literature

1. A new genre of literature that features edgy, urban settings; hip, colorful characters; and the cool, razor-sharp language of the streets.
2. Also called "Edge Lit"

Coined by BP Masin, 12Sep03

The new field of "urban-edge literature" is a huge success not only with inner-city youth, but also with the whitebread kids of the 'burbs. It resonates strongly with the tone of today's youth: hip, edgy, vigorous. It's "two-dimensional hip-hop."

by William Dean A. Garner September 12, 2003

literoticism

The ability to create and/or heighten sexual pleasure through literature.

I read the most sensual series of erotic short stories last night. I was all alone in my literoticism until my husband came home, then I made love to him just like the main character did in the stories. It was hot and heavy like we were writing a story of our own!

by B.DeVINE December 15, 2012