5 legged stallion

An instance where a horses sausage is so long that at first, the horse appeares to have 5 legs

Jockey 1: Have you seen Tesco?

Jockey 2: Yes, that one is a right 5 legged stallion

by Arichards3030 June 12, 2018

one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

Three-legged bitch

A term used to describe a person who can’t keep a secret.

I’m gonna roll over on you like a three-legged bitch!

by BaronTvirus May 27, 2019

Lergy

Also known as the dreaded lergy, this can manifest itself as any illness. Normally associated with skiving off something, whether it be work, school or going to the zoo with friends.

A: Should we invite Frank?
B: No, he has the lergy.

A: I can't come into work today, I think I'm ill. (Lergy)

by Andy Pashandy August 3, 2006

Leggings

Should be worn as a replacement for pants.

"Those leggings give her horrible camel toe!"

"Yeah, she looks great."

by themanwhowatches January 1, 2010

leggo my eggo

what you say to get your waffle(s) back from someone.

MOM! LEGGO MY EGGO!

by ethanbruh2009 June 1, 2018

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If someone asks if an answer is correct, and its clearly obvious to everyone it is, then the retort is "do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

"Is the sky blue?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

by Dubster May 25, 2003