One who abides by all laws, loves to play cop man, is a snitch, goes and gets coffee every morning to patrol the school parking lot, makes you have parent permission for everything, doesn't care to trust anybody, very uptight, has their head up their ass, usually is someone in higher authority than you, reports crime, and follows the dress code every day at work or school. This person follows all of the rules, even lame rules.
"Sir, do you have a pass? No? What is that a phone, give me your phone."
"Well, my friend, you are a Legal Document for trying to be so law-like."
"Well, my friend, you are a Legal Document for trying to be so law-like."
by Elite Enemy December 29, 2007
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Legal Shota/ Shōta/or Shouta, is a young boy (18 and over) that looks younger and more child like (like how a legal loli does). Honey-Senpai from OHSHC (Ouran Highschool Host Club) is an example of a Shōta and is not a Legal shōta because he is 17. There are also different types of Shotas, such as a Shota Trap. A legal Shota trap applies the same way.
by ArtistMark October 19, 2022
Get the Legal Shota mug.(n.) winged creature that is alowwed to give evidence in a court of law.
(n.) Good legal representation. Stoic, good at manipulating facts to his or her advantage.
(n.) Good legal representation. Stoic, good at manipulating facts to his or her advantage.
OMG the legal eagle is attacking the judge!
The legal eagle surveyed the defence, and noticed how the defendant became intimidated when someone got close to him, and began stuttering.
The legal eagle surveyed the defence, and noticed how the defendant became intimidated when someone got close to him, and began stuttering.
by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004
Get the legal eagle mug.1) Usually a person's full name thats given at birth, it can be changed by filling in the proper forms and paying the appropriate fee.
2) A name that the government approves.
2) A name that the government approves.
by Vincent December 13, 2004
Get the legal name mug.Somebody who makes 100% sure that the person they are attracted to is over the age 18 before progressing further.
by KaiserCrack September 6, 2013
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Legal Drugs Include:
Alcohol: worse than heroin- this legal drug, over time will destroy your personality and who you used to be, commonly, you lose your friends, family and brain to this drug.
Zanax: (in large doeses of course) Makes you a social hermit and causes cognitive disfunctioning even after effects wear off. make sure you dont take this drug too often.
Legal Bud: well, you mine as well just throw your money out the window or wipe your ass if you think about buying legal bud.
...The list goes on and on and on but time doesnt so... remember... legal drugs are DANGEROUS!
Legal Drugs Include:
Alcohol: worse than heroin- this legal drug, over time will destroy your personality and who you used to be, commonly, you lose your friends, family and brain to this drug.
Zanax: (in large doeses of course) Makes you a social hermit and causes cognitive disfunctioning even after effects wear off. make sure you dont take this drug too often.
Legal Bud: well, you mine as well just throw your money out the window or wipe your ass if you think about buying legal bud.
...The list goes on and on and on but time doesnt so... remember... legal drugs are DANGEROUS!
Kid 1: Hey dude! lets take some legal drugs like benadryl or nutmeg and get really fucked up!
Kid 2: Yeah man! i love not knowing if im in reality, and i loveee stomach aches and the shits!
Kid 1: Or we could smoke that legal herb i bought over the internet, that stuff gets me soooo baked!
Kid 2: Yeah man! i love not knowing if im in reality, and i loveee stomach aches and the shits!
Kid 1: Or we could smoke that legal herb i bought over the internet, that stuff gets me soooo baked!
by Chriscu November 6, 2007
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