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(noun) Ancient Greek god of correlation models. Origins are unclear but is rumored to have sprung forth from the tribe of “3rd floor quants”, a mysterious and little referenced group in greek mythology.

Also known as the Trade Color Warrior, he defeated the forces of ambiguity during the great blue mwic wars of the first era in correlation trading. Forever monopolizing the phrase, “It’s unclear”.

Etymology
Derived from "Ko", a Buddhist term (from sanskrit kalpa) describing an enormous passage of time, the next thing to eternity (such as the Greek god's conversation pauses) and
"naris" the Latin term for the anterior opening on either side of the nasal cavity.
Did you see how Konaris smited the unworthy while remarking correlations?
konaris by playahata December 9, 2008
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1.) n. That than which nothing greater can exist excluding Chuck Norris and Gumby. 2.) n. Name given to those who can catch moths in mid flight and consume them in under 1.7 seconds. 3.) adj. Name given to those who encounter bizzar and surreal situations on a regular basis.
"I worship the ground Konan walks on."
"He caught that moth like a Konan!"
"My day was pretty Konan-like..."
Konan by Konan November 20, 2006
A sexy ass girl who i'd bone tbh
girl: i dont like that girl Konar

guy: No one asked
konar by Not Satan November 3, 2013
A popular boy usually getting all the girls he is very modest and will get a girlfriend and dump her strait after but it would be a great pleasure to be his girlfriend for over a month
"Omg Im Konains girlfriend"
"Yeah sure"
"Oh he just dumped me"
konain by Holly lovinghenson June 26, 2016
One of the best and most influential video game companies. Their most popular titles are Pro Evolution Soccer, Silent Hill, Metal Gear Solid, and Contra.
Please input the Konami code.
konami by Arrancar January 17, 2008
The act of sensually sucking cock as one would smoke a Marlboro Red. This may include sneezing up semen and licking ip until your tongue is stained white.
Jesus! I walked in the janitor's closet and saw Charlie giving Trey a konas.
Konas by Mr. Ball Zack March 18, 2004