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(noun) Ancient Greek god of correlation models. Origins are unclear but is rumored to have sprung forth from the tribe of “3rd floor quants”, a mysterious and little referenced group in greek mythology.

Also known as the Trade Color Warrior, he defeated the forces of ambiguity during the great blue mwic wars of the first era in correlation trading. Forever monopolizing the phrase, “It’s unclear”.

Etymology
Derived from "Ko", a Buddhist term (from sanskrit kalpa) describing an enormous passage of time, the next thing to eternity (such as the Greek god's conversation pauses) and
"naris" the Latin term for the anterior opening on either side of the nasal cavity.
Did you see how Konaris smited the unworthy while remarking correlations?
konaris by playahata December 9, 2008
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Konaristicistsilumontuolistilimeenilistucking 

Being scared/hiding or what some might call ducking from something.
Guy1: Why do you always Konaristicistsilumontuolistilimeenilistucking from everything?
Guy2: I dunno.

kanarisuu 

A person on the internet who loves her boyfriend Aether. Can be quite obsessive about Aether's magnificent singing.
Person 1: "Hey, do you know kanarisuu on instagram?"
Person 2: "Yeah, why"
Person 1: "That's the person who loves her boyfriend so much she could die a thousand times just hearing his singing!"
Person 2: "Really?"
Perosn 1: "Yes! I'm so jealous of their relationship for real..."
kanarisuu by kanarisuu October 7, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026