Konan's definitions

Konan

1.) n. That than which nothing greater can exist excluding Chuck Norris and Gumby. 2.) n. Name given to those who can catch moths in mid flight and consume them in under 1.7 seconds. 3.) adj. Name given to those who encounter bizzar and surreal situations on a regular basis.

"I worship the ground Konan walks on."
"He caught that moth like a Konan!"
"My day was pretty Konan-like..."

by Konan November 20, 2006