He's the best guy friend you thought you didn't deserve. He's the best friend you'll ever have. Always there when you need him the most. He's always a phone call away. He's funny, sweat, loving, forgiving, a little nerdy. But most of all he's perfect to me. He plays my favorite intrument. He loves to sing. He's the one you'd want to marry. He's blonde with blue eyes that will make your heart melt in a way you didn't know was possible. He's the guy that loves to talk until you have to go to sleep but will call you back to say goodnight and sweat dreams again. He's the guy that will make your problems seem small after talking to him. He's the best friend any girl could ask for and more.
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A person who befriends their boss then uses personal information gained in the friendship to get their boss fired so they can have that position. A person who is always looking to advance themselves by using personal information to steal a job.
I can't stand Barbra, she is constantly koenkering her friends to get their jobs.
Q: Where is Gary?
A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.
Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?
A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job
Q: Where is Gary?
A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.
Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?
A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job
by Ragnar Yendor June 17, 2013
Get the koenkering mug.Koenker is a person who must consume alcohol, usually in large quantities, whenever possible. Koenker also seeks out others like themselves, especially their significant other. The excessive drinking is to try and camoflage their asshole personality and lack of people skills.
Look at that koenker overthere, wasted and acting the asshole again; I wish they wouldn't drink here anymore.
Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.
Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!
Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.
Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!
by Ragnar Yendor August 31, 2013
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Get the Keenan Ass Nigga mug.The only HyperCar which had the balls to go against the Bugatti Veyron 16.4. The Koenigsegg CCXR Edition had a mid-mount 4.8l twin-supercharged flexfuel engine producing 1018bhp, 11 spoke wheels, amazing aerodynamic balance, a unique rear wing, unique side winglets, modified shock absorbers, stiffer springs, anti-roll bars,etc. along with a really sexy Carbon Fibre Body.
Woah! Did you see that car? It beat the Bugatti Veyron 16.4!
Must have been a Koenigsegg CCXR Edition!
Must have been a Koenigsegg CCXR Edition!
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