The Thomas Kemper

When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.

Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.

Him: Can I have one too?

by H-Dawg and B-Dawg July 3, 2009

zoo keeper

The person who runs a zoo house. This person is responsible for supplying the animals of the zoo house. The zoo keeper, will usually sell crack cocaine, and provide a place to smoke it.

They call me the zoo keeper. All the animals, predators, and prowlers; what ever you call em; I tame em. What ever you do in your life; don't fool around with crack, cause you will see the zoo keeper.

by Pental February 5, 2008

Crypt Keeper

The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.

I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.

by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA September 19, 2009

keeper

something worth keeping

The autographed ball is a keeper.

by The Return of Light Joker June 29, 2011

Kipperton

a man whom looks like a fish.

IS THAT NEMO!?! Nah, thats just a kipperton.

by Skee-Town Hookers December 18, 2010

keiper-stack

1. Wad of cash which is randomly arranged.
2. Chaotic strap of cash.

It was difficult to count the keiper-stack he handed me.

by billwill976 December 14, 2008

kipper cap

A nutritious, sweet, and tasty treat. Usually taken for breaks and goes well with anything else that's sweet like a honey bun or a kit cat. Normally abbreviated as a kipcap.

Girl: My head hurts so bad, something is definitely wrong

Dude: Hey c'mon you deserve a break, have a kipper cap.

Girl: Just what I need :D! I knew I was missing something.

by infrontofyou!!!1 January 23, 2011