Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Joe Keller

The art of taking an alcoholic drink, usually a beer, and passing it from person to person till the drink is finished. Derived from the Wisconsinite named Joe Keller who was taking a lunch break from working in the hay fields with a couple of friends and realized they're was more friends than beers in the cooler. In a brilliant motion, Joe Keller took each beer one-by-one and passed it around his circle of friends so that each person had the same amount of beer. So next time your drinking, find a friend, and Joe Keller that drink with them, because sharing is caring, especially when getting fucked up.

Dude come over here right now and Joe Keller this beer with me!!

by griepaliep December 19, 2010

Keller Chambers

a no good ginger elf who also works as a prostitute

Man that Keller Chambers screwed me good in Canada.

by Keller-GingerElf September 26, 2012

kepier

A very bad School not worth robbing.

Ugh, that schools a true kepier

by 011011011010010110111011 July 4, 2015

kep1er

Kep1er is a kpop girl group formed from the survival show Girls Planet 999. They debuted with the song “Wa da da” under Wakeone and Swing Entertainment on January 3rd, 2022. Kep1er’s fandom name is Kep1ian, and that means “people who support Kep1er.” There are nine members in Kep1er such as, Yujin, Xiaoting, Chaehyun, Dayeon, Youngeun, Mashiro, Hikaru, Huening Bahiyyh, and Yeseo. Kep1er is only a temporary group so Kep1er will be promoting for 2 years and 6 months.

Person #1: Wa da da da!

Person #2: What are you singing??

Person #1: Oh, I’m singing Wa da da, one of Kep1er’s songs!

Person #2: OMG! Isn’t Kep1er from GP999?

Person #1: YES! You should stan them!

Person #2: I’m gonna listen to Wa da da nonstop!

by lololololollololll June 21, 2022

maya keller

A amazingly amazing girl who will never let you down as long as she is alive. She goes through a lot of pain daily but pushes through it and will never show thats she's hurting on the outside and inside. She is beautiful but is still insecure about herself. Anyone who is lucky to have her will tell you she is trust worthy kind and amazing but you do not want to abandon her or piss her off because then she will take all her power to ignore you and ruin you. She tries to be mean to people she is mad at but it is hard because she wants friends so badly but is scared of abandonment that is why you NEVER leave her unless you die. And if you do leave you should stay in touch. She doesn't ask for much she doesn't ask for presents or money she only asks for your friendship,honesty and kindness.

Person 1- you know maya right?
Person 2- yeah Maya keller? why?
Person 1-I never noticed how nice she is she never asks for anything she just wants a friend.!
Person 2- WOW thats hard to find... don't leave her

by Marissa3214 May 21, 2018

Helen Keller Moment

A Helen Keller Moment is an experience of extraordinary insight that cannot be explained by simple linear reasoning.

I was fucking blind and deaf and a lady ran water over my hand while making finger gestures into my other hand and I figured out that shit meant water. -Helen Keller (having the canonical Helen Keller Moment)

by Leonardo Polo September 18, 2018