Kayak City

n. The act of having sex in the pool, during which, one partner must be underwater at all times (though they may alternate).

n. The sex position associated with Kayak City.

I've never tried Kayak City. I don't have a pool I can use for it.

I tried Kayak City in the hot tub once, but it was too small and I almost drowned my girlfriend.

by TheCripple102 February 21, 2010

Greesy Kayak

While a male is recieving oral sex from an angry female to get her back he stick his thumb in her rectum and while shes giving him the 'oh shit theres a thumb in my butthole face' he squirts his hot juicy load into her nasal cavity thus rendering her useless.

My girlfriend was pissing me off so to make up for it she sucked me off so i gave her the greesy kayak.

by Beas92 April 10, 2011

kayaker

One who suffers from herpes simplex B, otherwise known as genital herpes. Established by herpes medication comercials, where admitted sufferers of genital herpes participate in activities such as kayaking.

1. "What do you think of that girl?"
- "No dude, shes a definant kayaker."
2. "Shes pretty hot, eh?"
- "She's got da herps, she might as well be riding a kayak."

by Kevod October 25, 2006

Kayak

A "Kayak" is that person you see in public that makes you mad, laugh, and wonder what the fuck they are thinking all at the same time. That person you just cant seem to find the right word to describe. yeah, thats a fucking kayak.

that guy at the bar with the leather jacket tied around his waist, anyone that smokes fish, anyone with a mustache/mohawk combo, someone with a tattoo of a tear under their eye. "hey look at the fucking kayak", "that guy was a total fucking kayak"

by The Triangle of Trust March 21, 2010

kayak

Someone who is so incredibly stupid that their intelligence is comparable to some whomst actually has a form of mental disability.

Can also be shortened to "yak"

Person 1 says something really stupid

Person 2 "Holy shit you are such a fucking kayak"

by Jay Yu March 20, 2017

kayak

A 20 foot long, spiked steel dildo with rotating saw blades. It is painted red with the blood with the innocent.

Hey did your girlfriend use the kayak last week?

Yeah she drowned in her own blood but she sure did enjoy it!

by Willis B July 4, 2010

Kayaks

A slang term referring to a female's breasts.

Guy #1: Have you seen (insert name here)'s Kayaks?

Guy#2: Damn, those are some good ones.

by Kayaker69 November 11, 2011