Kellett

Asshole, Douchebag, Liar, Tool etc.

Michael Kellett told everyone he shot Bigfoot!? What a Kellett!

by Kevin December 6, 2003

Kallen

Some kid that has an insanely small penis. Kallen is a caring gender-fluid lover. Although desperate, he may grow on to you, literally.

Gay straight maybeboth lover assrape
Pubes Kallen

by Kallenslovescock August 15, 2016

Kelletubby

The act of fucking the gay teletubby and then giving it a dirty sanchez.

Jason: I had sex with the gay Teletubby.
Babcock: You fucking fag; you're going to have a Kelletubby.
Jason

by theoneandbabonly March 30, 2009

Kallen

A kid built like a toblerone, probably is piping some girl named Emily

Kallen is a toblerone

by Jayjay9909 January 3, 2020

Kalle_3D

A person who has been joking around for more than a year and has now become a real diddle-doodle.

Ohh you're so funny you're such a Kalle_3D!

Stop joking you are not that much of a Kalle_3D

by Vigig March 31, 2020

Kalleske

A Last Name Meaning Weaver,
To Weave Things In The German Country,
Usually After A German Name, But Now Usually Belongs To Christian Families.

Lewis Is A Kalleske, He Is Cute And Religious

by madiii. January 11, 2009

kallem

STAR CITIZEN

"Today I played Star Citizen" - Kallem

by WhatIsWronjWithYou November 28, 2016