Hao kristian

The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.

"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably

by Notstek69 July 31, 2023

Kristian and Ava

100% chance that they are two hot people, most probably from different countries, who are meant for each other. Very emotional, fun, and fricking amazing couple. Hopefully they finally see each other, sooner or later.

-Can you tell me the names of a boy and a girl, who are meant for each other?
-Kristian and Ava!

-Who is watching Barća in my living room?
-Chill, man, It’s Kristian and Ava, your friends.

by FallenAngel278 November 20, 2021

Tim kristian

A sexy norwegian james charles with a big brain. He is a youtuber making beuty videos. If your name is Tim kristian you're a big ass chad.

André: Omg is that Tim Kristian.
Tim Kristian: Hjalo mitt nav er Tim kristian, men alle kaller meg Tim. SÅ, bare kall meg Tim.

by NorwegianRat September 11, 2021

Jian Kristian

A sweet, loving, handsome kind of a guy. He will make sure that you always feel that someone is on your side. He will make you feel that you're a one of a kind. They always smell good. They can also be pretty blunt at sometimes but when it comes to love, they're usually not good at this type of "thing". I mean they're so perfect that God gave them something "not so perfect".

You're so handsome Jian Kristian!!! uwu

by cockbuster21 August 17, 2021

Kristian L

second name starts with an L because all he's taking is L's. He is also most likely an degenerate incel

"omg Kristian L is such a loser right?"

by BiggyManJones March 29, 2022

Kristian L

Last name starts with an L because all he's taking is L's. Probably is a degenerate incel with zero bitches, zero rights, zero clips and zero skills in the art of gaming. Kristian is quite the specimen that needs to be locked up at a Jewish concentration camp under the super-vision of Jeffrey Epstein.

OMG do you know Kristian L? He's such a loser am I right? I heard he uses a racing wheel on every game he plays, how pathetic is that?

by BiggyManJones April 07, 2022

Kristiane

Kristiane is a short person who doesn't touch alcohol and likes the elderly men in the school

Kristiane did you sleep with the teacher again?

by Kristianefanpage May 10, 2022