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Tulsa Anti-Juggalo league

Heros in my eyes, the few people fighting the juggalos. when the juggalos are just low middle class white kids that cry about how they have had such a hard core life because mommy and daddy didnt baby them news flash no ones lifes perfect
I owe the Tulsa Anti-Juggalo League because when i was being jumped by juggalos one of there members jumped in and saved me so i pay my respect to such a honarable group
by Cullamore May 8, 2010
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Juggalo Checklist and Creedo

Juggalo Checklist:

___ Paint Face (Just Like Other Juggalos (Nothing Original Allowed Here)

___ Put On Ugly, Stinky Faygo-Stained Clothes (Nothing recently washed)

___ Have Counterfit ICP / Twiztid Tickits

___ Bad Attitude (Very Important)

___ Hate Everyone That Isn't Like Me

___ Distribute Trash Everywhere I Go

___ Hate Everyone That Iz Edgmacated

___ Hate Anyone That Is Gainfully Employed Or Has Been And Now Has More Wealth And Comfort Than Me.

___ Ignore All Laws (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)

___ Ignore All Rulz Of The Place I'm Goin' (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)

___ Recite and memorize Juggalo Creedo:

I am Juggalo, I am different. I am an individual and I am beautiful. You are not. You are sheep. You are liars and haters. If I trash your house, theater or where ever I go it's because I'm different, if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. Rulz and lawz don't apply to me, if you say they do or you force them upon me, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will shower you with Faygo or throw bottles and cans of Faygo (or other stuff) at you, your family/friends or your passing vehicle when and where I please, if you don't like it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will do what I want, where I want and when I want without regard for your lawz, rulz or feelingz and with total disregard for your safety and if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I am Juggalo, I am different.
Normal Person: So Mr. Juggalo, can you tell me about being a Juggalo? Is There a Juggalo checklist and creedo or pledge?

Juggalo: Sheeet !!!... Y'all ain't nuttin but a bunch o' hatas' an' muthua fuckas. You ain't down wit' tha clown.'Dis mah lis'...check it out hata' !!
by Plain Cat May 25, 2006
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juggalos

A bunch of faggots who think they are tough, yet the are scared to fight anyone unless they outnumber the other person at least three to one. They are just a group of losers that came together one day because someone realized if you could get all the losers into one group then maybe they could feel good about themselves.
Any loser wearing an ICP t-shirt.
by Ben October 31, 2006
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juggalos

A large ball-sucker.
Juggalo: I'z be down wit da klown til i'z dead in da ground.
Me: I don't care if you go down on a clown.
Juggalo: I swing my hatchet biyatch.
Me: But...you suck.
Juggalo: I kill u bitch
Me: *laughs* I have oral herpes. *kisses juggalo* EWW DUDE!
My Friend Joe: Man, you just kissed a fuckkin juggalo! Get this poor bastard to the hospital poste haste!
Me: Aww dude im down wit da klown
Joe: Ahh it's infectious! I'm so sorry I have to do this, but everyone knows you can't let juggalos live. it's rabid and against the law. *stabs*
by shiggledyhigglypuff January 12, 2006
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juggaloism

Juggaloism IS NOT a religion, but simply a way of thought and a creative fictional story. Even juggalos don't believe in juggaloism because in album covers and interviews juggalos say they couldn't do this without god.
In the cover of the ICP album, the amazing jeckel brothers, Insane clown posse talks about the help of god. Juggaloism isn't even mentioned.
by -[SWK]-JeCkEl3692 October 2, 2005
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juggalos

a group of pussys who came together to worship icp and try to convince each other and themself that they are cool. known to wear overpriced icp shirts and win fights by outnumbering 10 to 1.also target the only rapper that sucks more then them to make themselfs look better. lowest form of scum on the face of the earth
sumdood:sup dawg
sumotherdood:shut the fuck up juggalo prick
sumdood:*kills himself*
see faggot, homosexual, douchebag, cocksucker.
by ZeRoOrDiE March 15, 2005
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gathering of the juggalos

The gathering of the juggalos is when ICP, ABK, twiztid, blaze, etc. preform a show for 4 days and a hell of a lot of juggalos are there with tents and sleep out in the forest in a clearing for 4 days
by JUGGALO 101 May 10, 2010
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