The Joker

the act in which a male is having sex with a female while on her period and then pulls out to slap his penis across her mouth.

Hey dude, did you ever see the Batman movie? i made my girl look like the joker last night!

by Dirtier Than Dirt January 9, 2008

joker

1. a hidden cost qualification or other obstacle

2. someone who tries tries to be funny

3. a man, a fellow(mainly Brittish)

Just remember that there is always a chance you will find a joker in the deck.

by Light Joker August 29, 2007

joker

slang for a joint or a marijuana cigarette

I roll jokers everyday

Pass the joker

by tommyhootent April 5, 2007

joker

A slang term for lighter, usually when lighting a spliff, but not only.

Bust me your joker blud,
Got ma joint, need ma joker.

by Crazyasastalker January 5, 2006

The Joker

When a man has sex with a girl on her period, he takes his dick out and rubs it on her lips making it look like The Joker from The Dark Knight. When she gets pissed, ask her "why so serious?"

"Joe gave me The Joker last night, it was disgusting."
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Thats not funny!!"
"Why so serious?"

by timx21 February 14, 2012

The Joker

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?".

I gave her the joker last night. After I smeared her poo from one cheek to the other via the lips she got all mad at me. So I asked her "Why so serious?"

by Ian's Mustache November 3, 2009

joker

A light hearted insult used by natives of the greater the Chicago area, and thought to be lame by everyone else.

Klinger and Hartmann called me a joker, but I just laughed at them.

by Josh Hoe August 2, 2007