When after over 2 hours of nonstop jogging, you come back to then immediately having to take a fat muddragon in your chocolate eater and you’re so hot that a slime snickers comes out of your sausage factory and it’s so hot it makes the worst odor of all time. That’s what a jogging hotdog is.
by CarolGodDamnBaksin April 25, 2020
Get the Jogging Hotdogmug. Obese woman that dresses up in full jogging gear and then walks all or the vast majority of her "run."
That fatass Beth spends 20 minutes putting on her running outfit then walks the whole thing! She's a real jog hog!!
by puffdragon979 April 8, 2007
Get the jog hogmug. by jogger9 March 29, 2015
Get the Jog the vajajmug. by BeaversCleavage March 20, 2010
Get the Log and Jogmug. The manner in which crack addicts prance excitedly back to their respective locations from their dealers automobiles.
The crack monster, formally known as Christina, had one hell of a crack jog back to her apartment after taking a much anticipated trip around the block in Jamal's 76' Deville.
by Christina September 1, 2008
Get the Crack Jogmug. This cross between hand job and blowjob is little known but popular within some circles, most famous is the people of Guatemala.
The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.
by UberBad May 13, 2005
Get the Cog Jogmug.