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Flap Jacker

After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.
My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017
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daggone joker

someone who is way lame, possibly very lazy at work, causes co-workers to all have to work over, then goes to the bar and gives bad vibes to all the women
Man this daggone joker i work with spent at least 2 hours on the toilet today. After he got to leave early, that daggone joker came to the bar and tried to hang with me. I went home alone
by Jeff Dailey August 18, 2007
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swab jockey

Anyone in the U.S. Navy below the rank of Vice Admiral.
A couple of swab jockeys got drunk and fell off the fantail of their frigate last night.
by ars64 April 15, 2006
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Joker Moment

A moment in which a person finally snaps. The mask that you wear on a daily basis, has finally come off, (the ego). You know longer hide your feelings, nor do you care how people perceive you. You are free. You have gone past the point of return and now nobody can help you. You are finally CRAZY.
Arthur is a good guy, however he decided that enough is enough, he was tired of working a shitty low wage job and constantly being chewed up, then spat out by society. Arthur is having his joker moment.
by SaikoMicah April 18, 2021
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window jockey

minimum wage mouth breather who works the drive-thru window at fast food venues.
Burger King definitely has the worst window jockeys.
by Halitosis June 6, 2004
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jokers trick

The jokers trick phenomenon is that of which the joker, uses trickery and practical jokes as an end to his means. Usually with the jokers trick comes a witty response from the joker such as “fool you once, shame on you, fool you twice, jokers trick...”.
Only a crackhead would understand jokers trick
by Jokers trick August 17, 2019
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suicide jockey

Trucker slang for a haz-mat (Hazzardous Materials) driver, such as a trucker with a tanker full of jet fuel.
Never ride in a convoy led by suicide jockeys!
by Justus February 3, 2005
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