Limp Jizzkit

The state of a cock that has just been ridden the shit out of.

Holy shit man, she fucked me so hard I had a Limp Jizzkit for days.

by Mr. Asshole August 8, 2006

electro-jizzing

when a member of a message board attempts to be the last poster on every thread so that their name is listed down the left hand side.

first used on the publicrelationsexericse.com forum by lloyd carter esq.

lloyd obviously couldn't sleep last night cos he's been electro-jizzing all over the forum

by jammus October 20, 2004

jizzatron

A robot that helps you Jizz.

I own a jizzatron which helps me Jizz.

by Jiggles the monkey November 24, 2006

Jizziet

A form of dieting where the woman only drinks cum,which is a natural source of protien, for many weeks straight till achieving the weight desired.

"Banni lost 30 lbs on the jizziet"

by A2K February 18, 2003

jizzpit

the pit in which the jizz is disposed. (vagina)

stick it up my jizzpit.

by mcfuckface September 26, 2009

Jizzicane

Jizz + Hurricane = Jizzicane

A crazy jizz storm, jizzing everywhere and on stuff you didn't mean to.

"Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."

by LessOffensive March 3, 2010

Jizzimate

A slang term for the art of ejaculation.

Mark: She made me go from floppy to making me jizzimate all up in her mouth.

by Jizz_Wizz August 6, 2011