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Jing Standard

A standard of excellence defined by efficiency, logic and confidence. One must possess a critical mindset as well as an eye for attractiveness. Those who follow the Jing Standard are strong leaders, often intimidating those around them by instilling anxiety.

The prestige associated with the Jing Standard is highly superior, easily surpassing that of outdated systems.
Guy 1: Man, my boss is sooooo Jing Standard.

Guy 2: No wonder your company is doing so well.
by ikki May 9, 2013
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jingijangled

when little boys get their premature balls played with by their uncle at Christmas time
IVE BEEN JINGIJANGLED!!
by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017
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jindonut

jindonut - jin-doh-nuht

Noun
When a Jindo breed of dog curls up into a tight ball, representing that of a donut. Other breeds may perform similar positions but is only 'like' a jindonut as they are not Jindos. We don't judge though, too much. Our dogs do though.

There are certain criteria to be a successful jindonut:

The dog must be positioned in a full loop on the ground lying down. Partial loops don't qualify. Think donut vs say a

croissant.

The nose of the dog must be firmly planted into the butt

The tail must not be blocking the nose, and should be positioned outside of the nose area in a relaxed wrapping

state, continuing the circle.

Proper jindonut technique would show no nose at all as it is hidden in the unsavory area of the dog's rear, which

they don't seem to mind somehow.
Look at that Jindo lying down in a perfect circle. Looks like a donut. Hey it's a Jindonut!
by moogoos June 18, 2021
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HONG JING

a piece of shit with a 1inch pp
Hong Jing has a small pp
I am a Hong Jing
Suck my Hong Jing
by Hong Jing October 20, 2020
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Jingleberries

When a man is having sex with a woman with an excess of butthair, and he unloads his jizz into the butthair. After a short amount of time, the jizz hardens and forms jingleberries.
Girl 1: Man I had sex with this guy last night, and now my butthair is stuck together.

Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?
by The Creek 31 February 27, 2011
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jingoistic

Aggressivly, obtrusivly, or interferringly displaying patriotism
The hundreds of mini american flags along the Gloucester boardwalk are quite jingoistic, and give visitors the wrong impression of the town.
by tamsandwich May 27, 2009
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Jango Fett

1. noun--proper name: character who was the template for all Stormtrooper clones in the Star Wars film series. Unlike his son Boba Fett, this character actually used his rocket, his blaster, his grappling hooks, and his generally fun array of equipment. He made many men who played with the Boba Fett action figure as a kid very happy.

2. verb: to be almost as fast and as smart as a Jedi, without using the Force; to fight with technology, like Batman
1. Jango Fett almost kicked that Jedi's ass, and he used his grappling hook and flew around with his rocket

2. That police officer Jango Fetted that criminal using his baton, handcuffs, and a rope.

3. While his son has the coolest action figure, Jango Fett did more than just stand there and look cool
by zingerhoff July 10, 2011
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