jelus

Jealous in shorthand/1337/whatever. See jealous.

<Guy1> woohoo I just found a bag of money!
<Guy2> bastard
<Guy1> ooh you = jelus

by theGreenBunny March 11, 2004

Jewlogy

An occasion in which a collection plate is passed around to comfort the loved ones of the deceased during a funeral service

Joe:Man can you believe they took a collection at that funeral???

Billy: I know man, that was a total jewlogy

by Jchurch88 February 8, 2010

jeblu

A dumb prick that no one loves or even like the fact that he even has friends is a wonder to science. This pimpled and acne freak is hated by all and loved by nobe

You would hate to be like jeblu

by Helal January 26, 2015

Jewlian

A gay bergenser with a gay ass beard.

Boy 1: i like boys
Boy 2: yo you are so Jewlian

by Big dick playzz May 30, 2018

Jewl

A sweet, kind, caring person, who even if they are a little bit bossy, will stick with you through thick and thin. They are a leader, and like to be the center of attention.

Jewl is such a nice person.

by phantrash#14 April 1, 2017

Jewburger

adj. A derogatory term used to describe one of many Jewish persons with greasy hair or skin. Often used as slang to describe any person who is avaricious and is sly enough to get away with your posessions.

That damned Jewburger just jacked my TV and I didn't even realize it.

by ELD3Rklink December 16, 2008

Jewcuzzie

One or more Jewish people in a Hot Tub

Hay!This party has terned into a JEWCUZZIE!!!Now let it rain money!

by Darka November 19, 2007