Three great expletives that greatly go together. It starts out like Jesus, as though you were saying Jesus Christ. Then skips the gay Christ part and heads straight for the greatest expletive of all time, Fuck. Now Fuck, which is usually just an emoticon or sometimes a noun, becomes an adjective; modifying, in an almost unimaginable way, shits.
by Sharkey November 24, 2004
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Get the Jesusfuckincuntingchrist mug.An expression of surprise. A huge surprise! A surprise shocking enough that "Jesus" or "Fuck" .. or even "Jesus Fuck!" can't quite express the surprise. The surprise is epic enough to require a "Jesuzfuck!"
Husband: "Honey, I'm home.. you'll never guess what happened.. I won $100k on a scratch ticket!!"
Wife: "WHAT??? Jesuzfuck are you serious?
Wife: "WHAT??? Jesuzfuck are you serious?
by cunning2627 April 7, 2021
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