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Jessica

Dis bitch is the dopest, most savage and most gorgeous person that u will ever see. She is just like the one person u can't touch, like if one ho try to touch her, she will literally Murder you. Oh and did I mention she's fantastic in bed and an Amazing kissed. She is just like SUPERWOMAN... any dude would be lucky to get even a look at her......👅
Dude 1: damn bae, Jessica pull in to the parking lot

Dude 2: here she comes
( people start fainting)
by Bad.Bish.in.LA March 10, 2017
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Jessica Simpson

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain
Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.
by Fuckitall June 11, 2006
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Jessica Smith

baller, cool, funny as frick, tall asf, nice, loves to take long walks on the beach !! HATES BEING CALLED BIG
Everyone needs a JESSICA SMITH in their life
by kahkis August 3, 2018
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JessicaSlumberParty

Deceive people with a tempting link, but actually link to tranny pr0n. Coined by Phil on shacknews.com
Oh damn, I got JessicaSlumberParty'd and my mom came in. She's taking me to counseling every week now.
by hansmuff August 30, 2007
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Jessica

A Jessica is a ok person.
Jessica is a Jessica.
by Jessica362727 October 21, 2020
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jessica chen

She is a best friend, loving, and her laugh is contagious. Without her in a room , it's quiet, but when she's there she lights up the room. Never ever let go of a Jessica Chen.
Wow! That Jessica over there makes me feel so happy.

Yeah! Cause she's a Jessica Chen
by Lily(search it) January 29, 2018
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jessica may

Jessica May is a beautiful MILF who is very sensitive and longing for the world to love her she's got amazing brown eyes and legs that any man would fall for. She's clingy when she's around pure hearts and loyal friends but it's only because she is so shy about matters of the heart. If a Jessica May ever kisses you it means you are the one because they don't kiss anybody. Most Jessica May's are better understood when others meet them as one Lucky Lady. They truly love with all their hearts and only want to find the Clyde to Their Bonnie, Micky to Their Malorie, and of course Their Joker to Their Harley Quinn.
Jessica May is always got the sexeist shoes.
by Love family friends and life October 23, 2018
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