calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.

After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.

by djk January 29, 2004

Jasper

A begger who begs all day for lollies. Do not engage he will beg for nerds, sourstraps and anything edible.

Here comes a Jasper, hide the candy.

by Yeeter who yeets November 18, 2019

Jeppers

Nickname describing a very sweet, goofy, silly person. Usually a pothead, but a hilarious one at that. Often having an addictive personality to T.V. series and anime. Crazy college kid who can easily become your best friend but will insult you with names like hoochy. Beware!

This is my best friend Jeppers!

Smoke a bowl with Jeppers, hes a card!

Who wants to play Halo Reach Beta?

by TIFFAROO FA SHO May 25, 2010

Jasper

A kid who needs a haircut, has acute social anxiety and despite being very caring and kind comes off a bit to sensitive sometimes

Matthew: Jasper's hair reaches his neck he needs a haircut
Joe: I couldn't agree more

by LastLetterIsGon March 17, 2020

Jasper

An absolute fucking tit

You’re a right jasper

by Chazzlevajazzle November 3, 2017

Jasper

To perform a sex act on a coworker. If performed in the place of employment, this can be called the Full Jasper.

"I just jaspered that hot chick from work!"

by eraserhead1977 November 6, 2007

Jasper

A lonely soul who gult trips everyone on how fucking lonely he is, he claims not to give a shit about everyone including himself, and he always says "Im bored, i wanna go home".

Me: Hi Jasper
Jasper: No
Me: Have u checked out that meme yet
Jasper: i said no

by GlogGlobgabgalab October 31, 2019