Jalapenni 

A jalapeño and pepperoni pizza.

Dclay loves beer with his Jalapenni pizza.

Jalapenni by MMurphyxxl32 January 18, 2013

Jalapinion 

An opinion on spiciness for a dish you have eaten/are eating.

"I ate a ghost pepper raw. I saw the past and future at the same time, and burned my mouth. Too spicy, but that's just my jalapinion."

Or

"Bananna peppers? You'll die dude! That's my jalapinion."

Jalapinion by Baconman50 May 26, 2014

galapenis 

A penis of the galapagos islands.

After Ryan was done wandering the island, he took the lady he met back to his abode and proceeded to take off her clothes when suddenly she whipped out a dick bigger than his, "What a giant galapenis !"he exclaimed.

galapenis by DankDoritoDoge March 4, 2016

Jalapeño Chili Popper

When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.

My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.

Jalapeño Chili Popper by DirtyThirty57 May 28, 2019

jalapeno toad 

When you need to spicy things up so you put some fresh sliced jalapenos in her ass.

Alexandra and I got spicy last night. I gave her the Jalapeno Toad.

jalapeno toad by John Magnum Long January 23, 2021

Jalenis 

A girl named Jalenis is a beautiful,sexy,fine ass female

Ayo trey this bitch is fine asf her name must be Jalenis

Jalenis by AsomeonewiththatWAP February 17, 2021

Jalapeño Hole 

When someone Fingers someone after eating hot wings and gives them a spicy orifice hence a Jalapeño Hole.

I fingerblasted her at Chickies & Pete’s after eating hot wings and gave her jalapeño hole.

Jalapeño Hole by PannyRipper July 4, 2021