Karl Jacobs

grown ass man who everybody fucking simps for. Birthday on july 19.
SAPNAP AND QUACKITY SIMP FOR HIM
part of the mr beast vids
giggles like pennywise
sneezes like a fucking ipadkid

karl jacobs my beloved -chat

by ClaraNotFound July 25, 2021

Joel Jacobs

A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.

Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake

by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018

Oswald Harvey Jacobs

A smashing young fellow who is often known as the "ladies man"
He works on wall street, he runs multi-million dollar companies, is a movie star, and is a politican, what doesnt this man do.
Oswald Harvey Jacobs doesnt take no for an answer, and he can often be found wearing a suit and tie at all times

You see that guy with the 3 girls locked on to his arm, well hes an Oswald Harvey Jacobs, I'd kill a man to get a date with him.

by aycramaba January 18, 2010

jacobs step stool

a jacobs step stool is a jacobs ladder but for a small penis

did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 2, 2009

Jacobs Trumpet

A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.

Did that guy's ass just make a low C note? He must have a Jacobs Trumpet.

by fatland September 15, 2010

Karl Jacobs

iPad kid. Always plays minecraft on his iPad and probably has sticky fingers and crumbs.

Do you know who the ipad kid is?
Yeah! That’s Karl Jacobs!

by True Info Detected August 1, 2021

ira jacobs

the kinda guy who mooches a ride off people

Ira Jacobs does this the best

by d k August 17, 2003