She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.
One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.
Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.
She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.
She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.
She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.
One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.
Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.
She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.
She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.
She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.
by Ttte123 October 16, 2011
Get the Jessica Capshaw mug.Professional Body Builder from Florida, also The 13th houseguest to be evicted from Big Brother 11, one of the most pathetic, yet addictive TV shows ever, next to Jersey Shore. Hopes to wrestle for WWE someday. Also extremely sexy.
Person 1: Did you watch Big Brother 11 last night?
Person 2: Yes, and Jessie Godderz was evicted. Whats the point in watching now?
Person 2: Yes, and Jessie Godderz was evicted. Whats the point in watching now?
by shalers. December 14, 2009
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She is pretty smart and everyone is obsessed with her. She is one of a loving person and she is quite.
by A person that u don’t know October 17, 2019
Get the Jessa mug.Derived from RNG or Random Number Generator. Typically used in video games due to the luck of a random number generator being represented as a Miracle or Divine intervention and thus the character of RN Jesus is prayed to or thanked for Luck. Most situations where RN Jesus is invoked involve games with Random Criticals like Fire Emblem and Team Fortress 2.
"I have a 1% chance of getting a Critical Hit and RN Jesus blessed me." Then later... "Why RN Jesus, why? I had a 99% chance of hitting that!"
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Get the rn jesus mug.An expression shouted LOUD after a series of misfortunes, or efforts to complete an excruciating task. About as blasphemous as one can get.
Phil: I was painting the ceiling, the shit was going all over the place, so I hollered to the heavens, "Cunt of Jesus!!!!!"
by maoZZ November 21, 2010
Get the Cunt of Jesus! mug.The protaganist in Green Day's 2004 album "American Idiot." JoS is a representation of everything the typical American outcasted youth is. He does drugs ("and Mary Jane to keep me insane, while doing someone else's cocaine") and drinks ("to fall in love and fall in debt, to alcohol and cigarettes") He's depressed, unloved and hates his Mom (and his step-dad, Brad)
Jesus hates his town and the people in it, and has no care for anything at all. Later in the song bearing his name, in "Dearly Beloved" we see that Jesus is a quite poetic and cynnical guy. Jesus then leaves his home in the suburbs to go to the city. There he meets St. Jimmy, and his love interest which we only know as Whatsername. St. Jimmy is revealed to be a figment of JoS's imagination, constructed by him to protect Jesus from his weak self (almost like the wall in Pink Floyd's 'the Wall'). St. Jimmy "commits suicide" which leaves Jesus to face the facts after Whatsername leaves him, and grows up. Jesus gets a job, gives up drinking and such, and begins going insane. He then returns home with his friends and loses contact with Whatsername.
2. "Jesus of Suburbia" A ten minute long suite by Green Day. It tells the story of the Jesus of Suburbia and his life. Consisting of the parts:
I - The Jesus of Suburbia
II - City of the Damned
III - I DON'T CARE
IV - Dearly Beloved
V - Tales From Another Broken Home
Jesus hates his town and the people in it, and has no care for anything at all. Later in the song bearing his name, in "Dearly Beloved" we see that Jesus is a quite poetic and cynnical guy. Jesus then leaves his home in the suburbs to go to the city. There he meets St. Jimmy, and his love interest which we only know as Whatsername. St. Jimmy is revealed to be a figment of JoS's imagination, constructed by him to protect Jesus from his weak self (almost like the wall in Pink Floyd's 'the Wall'). St. Jimmy "commits suicide" which leaves Jesus to face the facts after Whatsername leaves him, and grows up. Jesus gets a job, gives up drinking and such, and begins going insane. He then returns home with his friends and loses contact with Whatsername.
2. "Jesus of Suburbia" A ten minute long suite by Green Day. It tells the story of the Jesus of Suburbia and his life. Consisting of the parts:
I - The Jesus of Suburbia
II - City of the Damned
III - I DON'T CARE
IV - Dearly Beloved
V - Tales From Another Broken Home
New Green Day Fan: "What's American Idiot about?"
Commited Fan : "Jesus of Suburbia's tales from another broken home."
Commited Fan : "Jesus of Suburbia's tales from another broken home."
by Mtn. Jew November 7, 2012
Get the Jesus of Suburbia mug.A retaining ring sometimes called a spring clip, cerclip, c-clip or e-clip. Used to retain pins, gears, bearings, and other mechanical devices. Often referred to as a Jesus clip, because they inevitably fly over your shoulder leading to the exclamation "Jesus, where did it go?"
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