Irritating Stick

1: Damn, dude I got a Irritating Stick.
2: You can't just itch your cock in public, man.
by exoskeletal August 18, 2022
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Irrigation irritation

When your significant other is horny 24/7 and you’re starting to get annoyed with it.
Dude, my girlfriend is giving me a serious case of Irrigation Irritation
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Irritating friend

That one friend that is so clingy and brags about her life when you have less than her and acts popular and lies about being with people but the person is right next to you.
Ale: Wow she's lying about stuff and saying she's with name but she really isn't with her.
Me: Ya, a irritating friend
by ARMYANDBTS4LIFE January 12, 2018
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irritate fuck

When someone is an "irritate fuck" he's annoying to the point you can't think of anything else to offend him and you just throw a "fuck" in the sentence.
Hey, can I come over to your place and hang out? x10

Omg! Stop talking you irritate fuck! If I knew your excistence was that pathetic, I would commit suicide...
by TasosMGr November 09, 2017
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irritable vowel syndrome

Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"
I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.
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Irritable vowel syndrome

When playing scrabble and you keep getting vowels, turn after turn, even when you exchange tiles.
I cannot believe it, this is the third turn I am only getting vowels in this Scrabble round, I must have Irritable vowel syndrome (I.V.S.)!
by Farshad Tami September 13, 2019
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Irritation Politics

It started in Hollywood ,you get famous by trying to irritate people.
Then it went into politics. You irritate people to get votes.
The religious irritate the non-religious , liberals irritate conservatives.
No race ,religion ,belief or anything is off limits. Nobody has the right to not be insulted.
When Steve Bannon wrangles and organizes bigots for Don Trump ,that is irritation politics at work.
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