Vladolf Putler/Vladimir Putin's biggest oopsie-woopsie-fucky-wucky in history. Virgin Putler is getting ROFLStomped by Chad Zelensky. Russia has lost over 200,000 men, dozens of thousands of vehicles, thousands of their soldiers are deserting, surrendering, and committing mutinies, his allies are abandoning him to the point that he's begging KIM JONG UN for help... The guy really has let himself go. This is after the 600th day of a 3 day war. Russia really had no idea what they got themselves into. They lost their flagship Moskva, they lost a submarine, a landing ship, the security of their precious Sevastopol port, and their Kinzhal Hypersonic Wünderwaffe missile shot down, having Ukrainian farmers stealing their tanks... Russia is pathetic. Only losers suck Z dick.
Meanwhile, Russia has blown up thousands of schools, dozens of supermarkets, office buildings, churches and other civilian buildings INTENTIONALLY, abducted and brainwashed Ukrainian children, blown up dams to flood entire towns, mined nuclear reactors, and basically committed a war crime for every other femtosecond they continue to exist.
Just root for Ukraine to finally smash Putin's skull against the hard curb of victory.
SLAVA UKRAINI!
Meanwhile, Russia has blown up thousands of schools, dozens of supermarkets, office buildings, churches and other civilian buildings INTENTIONALLY, abducted and brainwashed Ukrainian children, blown up dams to flood entire towns, mined nuclear reactors, and basically committed a war crime for every other femtosecond they continue to exist.
Just root for Ukraine to finally smash Putin's skull against the hard curb of victory.
SLAVA UKRAINI!
Bob: Can you think of a bigger failure than the Battle of the Bulge for the opposing side?
Alice: The Russian Invasion of Ukraine?
Bob: ...Yeah, that's unquestionably true, there are no bigger failures going on in the world right now.
Alice: The Russian Invasion of Ukraine?
Bob: ...Yeah, that's unquestionably true, there are no bigger failures going on in the world right now.
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