inverted Hitler

A mustache with only the philtrum shaved.

Gomez Adams trims his mustache into an inverted Hitler.

by kungfumelissa October 19, 2017

Inverted Anus

The condition where one's anus is inside out

Jose's has inverted anus after extreme anal intercourse.

by Retorted guy October 24, 2019

inverted hot

inverted is hot omg so sexy them bangs wow very hot

"wow guys did you see inverted's fucking hotter than chris evans"
"wow yeah"
"yeah, inverted hot"

by thatuselessbruhmomenter May 18, 2021

Inverted Pooh Bear

An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while her partner pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.

Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"

by Meeeeech April 4, 2007

Inverted Burka

Getting a BJ while the chick is laying on her back. You mount facing her feet, cock in mouth, sack on her eyeballs. Combination of a BJ and Arabian Goggles.

The other night I was doing an Inverted Burka. It took awhile to bust because the chick's beak kept stabbing me in the taint.

by chachmaster420 May 28, 2011

inverted asshole

when your having sex and and when you pull out you get an inverted asshole, then you put some mayo in it.

yes daddy" inverted asshole

by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019

inverted tail boner rudder hudder

when a guy tucks his pinger between his legs and GOES LIKE FUCK!!, pretending he is in a boat holding the rudder running round ballock naked making speedboat noises

"I feel like a break from the normal chug this evening, time to tuck this bursting bricker between these legs and motorboat my badself until the cows come home :-)"

bricker pinger ballock naked inverted tail boner rudder hudder

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 30, 2011