intellectual masturbation

Fascinating intellectual breakthroughs regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior which are completely unprovable and utterly without use, and therefore of no real consequence to anyone. See also: philosophy

Etymology: the mental counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but hasn't accomplished anything at the end.

The Sapir-Whorf hypothesis states that language influences human thought, so that native speakers of different languages think about concepts in incommensurably distinct modes. Linguists and psychologists contend fiercely over the validity of this claim, oblivious to the fact that it is intellectual masturbation.

by samd12345 August 6, 2007

sexual intellectual

A "Fucking know it all"

"Mary is a true sexual intellectual you know"

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

pseudo-intellectual

Pseudo-intellectuals tend to own themselves using the word, "pseudo-intellectual".

"You should stop trying to be pseudo-intellectual and just accept that you're an idiot," the internet elitist said proudly, his puny bear chest puffing at the cleverness of his retort.

by GoogleItNukka August 29, 2010

intellectual whore

A guy (usually) with unrequited lust for a girl.

The girl may keep him around for a number of reasons, including self aggrandizement, intellectual stimulation or entertainment.

See also wordintellectual pimp/word, wordcuddle bitch/word, wordninja bitch/quote, wordladder theory/word, wordladder disparity/word

'I used to be Stacy's intellectual whore, but I'm over her now.'

by anon October 22, 2003

intelligent drum and bass

Intelligent drum and bass (IDB) is a subgenre of drum and bass, incorporating styles from chillout, jazz and ambient.

Atmospheric pads and deep sub-basslines are key parts of IDB. Rhodes and other jazz-style instruments are also found in IDB.

LTJ Bukem, Blame, and Photek are pioneers of the intelligent drum and bass subgenre.

by Pyroshock January 1, 2009

intelligent thug

A socially-concious brotha usually street-educated who exudes sexiness by his knowledge of the world. Intelligent thugs are like diamonds in the rough, they are rare and prized.

Nas and Common are intelligent thugs.

by Ghetto Intellect January 29, 2007

Intellagetic

1. A person who believes they are being grammatically correct (or correct about any situation or thing) when infact they are anything but.

plz...leave now this is for Naruto an anime not anti-intellagetic people your stupidy is in the way leave

by Renengadedrumasheen December 29, 2006