Instant Pussy

Soft ass dudes who get scared when drama pops off. Just add beef and you got instant pussy.

My man got scared when dude rolled up he turned into instant pussy.

by shan-da-man July 01, 2003

Instant Pussy

Fake pussy - just add water - two plastic bags welded together at the sides.

Miss Softie is a great instant pussy

by Anonymous November 22, 2002

Instant Asshole

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.

by rperazag July 22, 2010

Instant Pestering

When someone who you don't want to talk to continues to text you. Non-contingent upon whether you've told them so.

Ive been getting instant pestering by (insert name here) all day now, it's really getting on my nerves.

by JaredTriffe July 28, 2008

instant karma

Umm, sorry actually Instant Karma was released ten years before Lennon was shot.

Great song! Go Lennon!

I think instant karma should be applied to those who think Lennon released Instant Karma in 1980.

by Sarajane August 20, 2004

Instant tap

A term used to describe a girl that you would have sexual intercourse with instantly if you had the chance.

-Wow that bitch is fine as a motherfucker.
-Fasho, she an instant tap.

by Killa Kiesh June 16, 2006

Carapezza's Instant

The mathematical point in time when an individual is taking a shit and the piece of shit exiting their ass enters a phase of freefall into the toilet.

I was taking a shit through some guy's sunroof and the moment Carapezza's Instant hit I knew there was no going back.

by TheOriginalYeet June 10, 2020